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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Talk's cheap. Let us know when you've actually done something impressive instead of predicted it.
You'll be the very first to know, we promise.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
You have no clue what you are talking about...the war was half lost for you guys before us "johnny-come-latelies" got there.
I do, however, remember the then president of the United States, after Churchill begged for help, saying: "Good luck to ya's. We wish you all the best."

Which is exactly what that idiot Blair should have repeated on the Iraq issue.

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At last!

Thank gawd someone pointed out that this was a joke.

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Originally posted by Mimor
You guys realize that I just C&P'd from probably the same place rhb got the original, right? I didn't actually write this.
You probably got the response from a UK based running club website?

Big up JC for the original, nice reply though - made me chuckle as I'd not seen it until now.

P.s. Don't knock warm beer though, it's great!

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Originally posted by Iron Monkey
Dear citizens of the USA and the UK,

We, the citizens of the mighty People's Republic of China, would like to remind you that we number in excess of 1.2 billion people - more than your puny countries put together, our economy will soon be the largest in the world, America is in debt to us to the tune of trillions of US dollars, and it won't be long be ...[text shortened]... ep your junk American food - our Chinese cuisine is tastier, more refined, and more healthful.
Spot on.

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Originally posted by rhb
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P.s. Don't knock warm beer though, it's great![/b]
I'll let you have mine as soon as I'm done with it😛

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sah-WEET. I'm all about Black Adder and Monty Python reruns. Hey, can ya'll make socc . . . uh. . .er. . . football the national sport here too? It'd be cool if MLS and the Premiership linked up, watchin' Man Utd and Chivas USA go at it would be SWEET!

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We gotta keep the NHL though. I gots ta have my hockey man.

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I found it very amusing- kudos...😀😀😀

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Originally posted by rhb
You probably got the response from a UK based running club website?

Big up JC for the original, nice reply though - made me chuckle as I'd not seen it until now.

P.s. Don't knock warm beer though, it's great!
Mine was from a US-based running club site, so I guess not. 😉

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Originally posted by rhb
What more is there to say?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
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Originally posted by rhb
In light of your failure...
We'd like to return some of the superfluous u's left over from favor, neighbor, humor, honor, color, etc.

[WORD TOO LONG]

You know where to put them. 😉


Edit: It was a long string of u's.. or as we say in Brooklyn, youse.

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Originally posted by rhb
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy) ...[text shortened]... berries in season.

God save the Queen. Only He can.

John Cleese
What about my Toyota Land Cruiser? Can I keep it?

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