Hi, everybody and many welcomes to you all. 🙂
The first thing I'd like to discuss today is all the fan-PM's I've been
receiving lately. Now, not everybody knows this but I'm kinda sexy. And
this natural magnetism that I'm lucky enough to possess comes with a
price. Namely, fan-PM's. I have chosen not to respond to any of the, oh,
so naughty and indecent messages you ladies have sent me (and I have
no doubt you really are ladies) simply because I don't want to risk my
comments on paedophilia in this site to strike back at me such that if I
respond and it later turns out one of you is a 14 year old girl I may be in
trouble. Also, if it turns out that one of you is a fifty year old, grotesquely
big male transvestite with sociopathic tendencies combined with a
murderous rage against all smug, green babies of this world I may also
be in trouble. I want to avoid both scenarios from ever happening, so,
that's the only reason I'm not responding to any of those *cough*
fan-PM's I've been receiving. However, I would like to present part of one
just to give an example of what I have to endure, being this remarkable
person I am: "Oh, stocken, you're so sweet and I wish I could just ****
and **** you on your ****** 'til you ***** all over my ******." Now,
you all know (or you should know) that I'm not the one to portray myself
in a flattering light or anything; that I'm really quite modest and not too
verbal, but it has to be said now: One must be one hell of a baby to
receive such fan-PM's from perfect strangers. 😏 (Admins, please don't
check my PM list, ok?)
Moving on to the second issue on today's agenda. It has come to my
attention that some of you, I won't name anyone - but you know who
you are, have been bored with the forums lately (or since you first came
here). I'd like to suggest you do something to pick yourself up a little.
Things are only as much fun as you make of them. So, to help you
realise this I will ask you all to please stand up now. Everyone's
standing? Good, now pull down your pants. That's right, strip naked from
the waist down. Now, those of you who weren't stupid enough to actually
do that, please provide us with your most malicious laughter so that it
echoes all the way to my console here. Now, all of you with your pants
knee high and your attributes in the plain open, that wasn't too much
fun, was it? So, we've now established that things can be much worse
than participating in these here forums, no matter how dull and tedious,
even offensive they may appear at times.
Third issue. Ah, yes. Apparently there are still those who refuse to let go
of their precious Internet Explorer in favour of Firefox or Opera. I'm
going to say this once, and only once. Microsoft is the pest on which
modern capitalistic interests rely and from which all evil power stems,
polluting our world with computer technology that require constant
upgrades and puts shackles on our weary personal economies making us
all look like laughable fools as we constantly fall into the same trap over
and over again (never mind that it's free 🙄 ). Please don't support that
rubbish, and know that I love you with all my heart as long as you stay
away from MS in its every conceivable incarnation.
Fourth issue on today's agenda is a new one. Yes, a new subject. In
anticipation of the upcoming celebrations honouring the inauguration of
the statue of Charles XII of Sweden (an event surely not just celebrated
by a handful of Swedes) I have been receiving suggestions as to what
activities we could engage in on this day, the 30th of November. And
may I just say that I'm not at all amused by what some of you think
about this great, warrior monarch of ours? So you can save your breath
and waste those silly noofty jokes on someone who does care
enough to respond. Because I'm not responding to that. 😠 Ok? Got
that!? You don't know squat about Charles XII whom led Sweden into an
era of misery and defeat through his senseless wars. He was a great
King!
Well, I think that about sums it up, people. Unless any of you has
anything to say, you may get on with your everyday chores now.
November, 29 - Stocken "Because not everyone is made equal"
🙂
Originally posted by stockenWho the heck keeps letting you out of your crib? 😠
Hi, everybody and many welcomes to you all. 🙂
The first thing I'd like to discuss today is all the fan-PM's I've been
receiving lately. Now, not everybody knows this but I'm kinda sexy. And
this natural magnetism that I'm lucky enough to possess comes with a
price. Namely, fan-PM's. I have chosen not to respond to any of the, oh,
so naughty and i ...[text shortened]... ber, 29 - Stocken "Because not everyone is made equal"
🙂
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveMy real name is Mikael. Stocken is a nickname I got because either:
Is Stocken your real name - doesn't sound very Swedish to me.
1) Lady friends deemed it appropriate after having seen my "attributes"
as it were (Stocken means log - as that of wood - in Swedish), or
2) While I stayed in Gothenburg a couple of years a work collegue was
also name Mikael (nicknamed Micke) and since I was from
Stockholm, Stocken it was.
I liked it, and I have used it on the web wherever I can.
And the right answer as to the origin of the username Stocken is of
course option 1. 😏
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveIt's when you make a gay joke as if being gay is something silly and
ps, what's a noofty joke type reply?
laughable. Hate it when people do that. Now, Charles XII on the other hand
was a joke, so noofty jokes are wasted on him. If you see my logic?
🙄😕