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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
- Raymond Chandler

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I am not a crook.
-Richard Nixon

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veni vedi veci
- Julius Ceasar -

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
veni vedi veci
- Julius Ceasar -
vidi vici

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Originally posted by Nordlys
vidi vici
Oke fine by me, I never had latin at school.
It just stick with me somehow.

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You can't shake hands with a fist - Ghandi

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Rules are for those who don't know how to get around them.
-abejnood

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If you can't stand the heat.....
get out of the sauna.

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Shut up and fish!
MT

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If the glass is half full...open another beer.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin (1937 - )

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I went to philadelphia once, it was closed.

WC Fields.

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4th and Goal
"Let's go for it"
--NY Jets coach Eric Mangini

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wow...that's sad...
-1/3 of the world when Steve Irwin died

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-another 1/3 of the world when Steve Irwin died

ROFL! OWNED BY A STINGRAY?!
-the last 1/3 of the world when Steve Irwin died

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you were the chosen one! - obi wan kenobi