29 Dec 10
Originally posted by WajomaTodays Wisdoms... or Today's.
Every so often life deals you a little lesson, some of these lessons might be useful to your fellow man, post em here.
What I learned today: Even though when you're running on the treadmill at the gym you're going nowhere, don't close your eyes.
29 Dec 10
Originally posted by mwmillerToo all you people in California that call New England at noon Pacific time to place a 'rush order':
To all you people who travel through Wyoming who are from California:
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE AIR DOES NOT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
YOUR ORDER WILL NOT GO OUT TODAY, IT'S 3PM HERE... CALL BACK YESTERDAY!~
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29 Dec 10
Originally posted by PhlabibitI've heard of stamp collections, coin collections, baseball card collections...you get the picture...but I've not heard of order collections. Are they very rare?
Even if they call at 9am Pacific, orders are no longer entered at noon... they are now being collected.
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29 Dec 10
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Originally posted by Great Big SteesDid Huck PM you to have you say something stupied? When people order items, you collect the items.
I've heard of stamp collections, coin collections, baseball card collections...you get the picture...but I've not heard of order collections. Are they very rare?
Next, you put them in a box for shipping. If the customer was a pain in the bottom on the phone, you use shredded paper or hole-punch paper as packing.
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29 Dec 10
Originally posted by PhlabibitOh I see so they weren't actually collections of orders they were collections of items. Are they rare? 'cause if they are I may start one myself as I have a few items laying about.
Did Huck PM you to have you say something stupied? When people order items, you collect the items.
Next, you put them in a box for shipping. If the customer was a pain in the bottom on the phone, you use shredded paper or hole-punch paper as packing.
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P.S. Not a word from Huck although I am waiting.
29 Dec 10
Originally posted by Great Big SteesThere was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
Oh I see so they weren't actually collections of orders they were collections of items. Are they rare? 'cause if they are I may start one myself as I have a few items laying about.
P.S. Not a word from Huck although I am waiting.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
My what a hog, to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat, to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog, to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead of course!
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29 Dec 10
Originally posted by PhlabibitThere's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza,
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
...[text shortened]... she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead of course!
Ah forget it. 😠