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Every so often life deals you a little lesson, some of these lessons might be useful to your fellow man, post em here.

What I learned today: Even though when you're running on the treadmill at the gym you're going nowhere, don't close your eyes.

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Originally posted by Wajoma
Every so often life deals you a little lesson, some of these lessons might be useful to your fellow man, post em here.

What I learned today: Even though when you're running on the treadmill at the gym you're going nowhere, don't close your eyes.
Todays Wisdoms... or Today's.

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if you need a wardrobe,use your floordrobe

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To all you people who travel through Wyoming who are from California:

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE AIR DOES NOT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE ANY.

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Originally posted by mwmiller
To all you people who travel through Wyoming who are from California:

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE AIR DOES NOT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
Too all you people in California that call New England at noon Pacific time to place a 'rush order':

YOUR ORDER WILL NOT GO OUT TODAY, IT'S 3PM HERE... CALL BACK YESTERDAY!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Too all you people in California that call New England at noon Pacific time to place a 'rush order':

YOUR ORDER WILL NOT GO OUT TODAY, IT'S 3PM HERE... CALL BACK YESTERDAY!~
Or call before 3pm. 😕

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Or call before 3pm. 😕 <--- This is YOUR Stupid Face!~
Even if they call at 9am Pacific, orders are no longer entered at noon... they are now being collected.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Even if they call at 9am Pacific, orders are no longer entered at noon... they are now being collected.

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I've heard of stamp collections, coin collections, baseball card collections...you get the picture...but I've not heard of order collections. Are they very rare?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I've heard of stamp collections, coin collections, baseball card collections...you get the picture...but I've not heard of order collections. Are they very rare?
Did Huck PM you to have you say something stupied? When people order items, you collect the items.

Next, you put them in a box for shipping. If the customer was a pain in the bottom on the phone, you use shredded paper or hole-punch paper as packing.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did Huck PM you to have you say something stupied? When people order items, you collect the items.

Next, you put them in a box for shipping. If the customer was a pain in the bottom on the phone, you use shredded paper or hole-punch paper as packing.

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Oh I see so they weren't actually collections of orders they were collections of items. Are they rare? 'cause if they are I may start one myself as I have a few items laying about.
P.S. Not a word from Huck although I am waiting.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Oh I see so they weren't actually collections of orders they were collections of items. Are they rare? 'cause if they are I may start one myself as I have a few items laying about.
P.S. Not a word from Huck although I am waiting.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
My what a hog, to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat, to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog, to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead of course!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
...[text shortened]... she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead of course!
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza,
Ah forget it. 😠

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Even if they call at 9am Pacific, orders are no longer entered at noon... they are now being collected.

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Have I told you lately that I think you're funny?

😛

It's "stupied."

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza,
Ah forget it. 😠
Thank Goodness that song was only popular for 5 minutes. One of those songs I enjoyed to hate.

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