18 Mar 05
Yeah.
Who on earth wants their toilet paper to roll from under instead of from above?
And besides this, you know, things go just like...from upsy side.
Condola you. It's obvous.
with an iehe
And yeah. I ripped apart a toilet in McDonald's this morning. I didn't mean to. but I sort of tore the toiilet holder from the wall.
There was a blye button thingy and I switched it, it didn't wokr, the paper dind't roll and I pulled the whole thing rom the wall.
I was going to stoll into the restau....
What the ll.
I can't even read what I'm writing.
Screa you.
Sc you all.
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by shavixmirI have to agree with you, shav. One of my co-workers just told me the other day that he and his live-in girlfriend got into an arguement about how to "properly" put a roll of toilet paper in the holder! Get this! SHE needed a place to stay, so since he was dating her he let her move in... NOW, the bitch is taking over! 🙁
Yeah.
Who on earth wants their toilet paper to roll from under instead of from above?
And besides this, you know, things go just like...from upsy side.
Condola you. It's obvous.
with an iehe
And yeah. I ripped apart a toilet in McDonald's this morning. I didn't mean to. but I sort of tore the toiilet holder from the wall.
There was a ...[text shortened]... restau....
What the ll.
I can't even read what I'm writing.
Screa you.
Sc you all.
He replaced the empty roll because SHE didn't bother to... THEN she bitched him out for "putting it on backwards"! But the fact is that toilet paper should be put on so that the paper is OVER, not UNDER. Seems like women disagree on this simple thing.
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by arrakisThat's women for you.
I have to agree with you, shav. One of my co-workers just told me the other day that he and his live-in girlfriend got into an arguement about how to "properly" put a roll of toilet paper in the holder! Get this! SHE needed a place to stay, so since he was dating her he let her move in... NOW, the bitch is taking over! 🙁
He replaced the empty roll bec ...[text shortened]... e put on so that the paper is OVER, not UNDER. Seems like women disagree on this simple thing.
They just manipulate men into doing stupid things.
Man...life sucks...
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by shavixmirWhat's a Socilalist doing eating in that venerable institution of Capitalism- McDonalds?😲 Now, I've seen everything...next, you'll be applying for a managerial position? 😉
Yeah.
Who on earth wants their toilet paper to roll from under instead of from above?
And besides this, you know, things go just like...from upsy side.
Condola you. It's obvous.
with an iehe
And yeah. I ripped apart a toilet in McDonald's this morning. I didn't mean to. but I sort of tore the toiilet holder from the wall.
There was a ...[text shortened]... restau....
What the ll.
I can't even read what I'm writing.
Screa you.
Sc you all.
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by arrakis*shaking head*
I have to agree with you, shav. One of my co-workers just told me the other day that he and his live-in girlfriend got into an arguement about how to "properly" put a roll of toilet paper in the holder! Get this! SHE needed a place to stay, so since he was dating her he let her move in... NOW, the bitch is taking over! 🙁
He replaced the empty roll bec ...[text shortened]... e put on so that the paper is OVER, not UNDER. Seems like women disagree on this simple thing.
That broad would've met my friend: MR. DOOR!
I'll be damned if I let some hussy come in MY home and talk head like she's paying bills. What?!?!?!?!
She can cut that sh** short! As long as it's not on the floor, what more do you need? People look for anything to bitch about. Real talk.
*shaking head while I walk out* Damn women!
The Great One has spoken.
18 Mar 05
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Originally posted by YIAMSOMEBODYI really don't understand women... My last live-in girlfriend used to complain to me about all the TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE things her last boyfriend did to her. Well, I'm always very kind and considerate, even put someone I care about above my own feelings, but get this:
*shaking head*
That broad would've met my friend: MR. DOOR!
I'll be damned if I let some hussy come in MY home and talk head like she's paying bills. What?!?!?!?!
She can cut that sh** short! As long as it's not o ...[text shortened]... head while I walk out* Damn women!
The Great One has spoken.
Sunday morning came, we woke up, and I suggested she cook us some breakfast. <GASP!> You'd think I had just committed the ultimate sin! She told me she "wasn't living with me for me to take advantage of her labor!".
Like I said, I'm easy going... so I just went into the kitchin (MY kitchin) and fixed some toast to hold me over. A few minutes later she comes running up to me, grabs me by my arm, and drags me into the kitchen (MY kitchen). Then points at the toast crumbs on the counter!
I'd like to know... Am I the only single guy in the world who gets into relationships with these demons from Hell? 🙁
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by arrakisI would have certainly pointed out that labor is spelled with a u: as in labour.
I really don't understand women... My last live-in girlfriend used to complain to me about all the TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE things her last boyfriend did to her. Well, I'm always very kind and considerate, even put someone I care about above my own feelings, but get this:
Sunday morning came, we woke up, and I suggested she cook us some breakfast. <GASP!> Y ...[text shortened]... I the only single guy in the world who gets into relationships with these demons from Hell? 🙁
and I would have told her thatif she doesn't understand proper English she should get a job in Mc Donalds.
Then I would have sobered up, appologised, and begged her to forgive my misinperpretation of everything good and well.
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by arrakisAhhh bro, that's fudged up! I would've looked at her like she was stupid and told her to clean it up.
I really don't understand women... My last live-in girlfriend used to complain to me about all the TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE things her last boyfriend did to her. Well, I'm always very kind and considerate, even put someone I care about above my own feelings, but get this:
Sunday morning came, we woke up, and I suggested she cook us some breakfast. <GASP!> Y ...[text shortened]... I the only single guy in the world who gets into relationships with these demons from Hell? 🙁
You mean to tell me, I give you this PLEASURE PIPE, take your a** in, take you out and all the above..and I can't even get some pancakes and sauage?! What kind of a** backwards sh** is that?
Women....they are something else. Seriously!
That's why I'm glad I'm married, we are 50-50 and I don't have to deal with that garbage.
Side note: Funny how they complain about OLD stuff, and when you try to do the right thing, they act like you're trying to kill them! *shaking head*
18 Mar 05
Originally posted by arrakisI had an ex that took my record collection (old jazz and blues 30's to 50's), stuck them in my microwave and melted them into a solid block. Not amused.
I really don't understand women... My last live-in girlfriend used to complain to me about all the TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE things her last boyfriend did to her. Well, I'm always very kind and considerate, even put someone I care about above my own feelings, but get this:
Sunday morning came, we woke up, and I suggested she cook us some breakfast. <GASP!> Y ...[text shortened]... I the only single guy in the world who gets into relationships with these demons from Hell? 🙁
18 Mar 05
wtf are you freaks going on about? lol
You put toilet paper on under if you have cats so they don't unravel the roll on the floor.
The rest, you're all just psychotic, my hubby and I never argue about any of that.
You come to agreements in a relationship, if you can't find middle ground you're with the wrong person. For instance I never allow my hubby to cook. I cook better, so therefore I'm the cook. I don't even let him help me.
I met an old happy couple once, and asked them their secret. They said when they married 65 years ago, they came to an agreement, one would always cook, and the other would clean. They were the happiest couple you could ever imagine.
Nyxie