Tongue Bathing Thread

@the-gravedigger said
I must be a bit green behind the ears.

Not after a tongue bath, but not from me will it be.

@fmf said
This thread is for mutual tongue bathing only. This is meant in a metaphorical sense, of course. No tongue bashing please; while, tongue wagging is OK as long as it is of a positive nature.

“I was told you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca. I see that was a gross understatement.”

@the-gravedigger said
I see what you did there.

If I wanted to know what someone did there, or here, or anywhere, you'd be the first bloke I'd ask.

@fmf said
If I wanted to know what someone did there, or here, or anywhere, you'd be the first bloke I'd ask.

Better to ask Moonbus. He knows a lot more than me.

@fmf said
No matter how many times you and others say this ~ "weird thread" ~ it is classic, especially when you say it. You are the purveyor of some of the most well-gauged posts and exquisitely mischievous thread topics on this forum.

Oh, good God.

@suzianne said
Oh, good God.

Thanks, Suzianne. As ever, you're like a breath of fresh air.

@fmf said
Thanks, Suzianne. As ever, you're like a breath of fresh air.

More Sarcasm?

-VR

@the-gravedigger said
Better to ask Moonbus. He knows a lot more than me.

Ah! I see what YOU did there ~ and to whom.

@the-gravedigger said
Better to ask Moonbus. He knows a lot more than me.

Gosh.

@fmf said
This thread is for mutual tongue bathing only.

i was born with a prehensile tongue
50% longer than jar jar binks
the surface is coarse, but very well lubricated
*winks*

@rookie54 said
i was born with a prehensile tongue
50% longer than jar jar binks
the surface is coarse, but very well lubricated
*winks*

I had a girlfriend with a prehensile tongue, true story! 🙂

-VR

@rookie54 said
i was born with a prehensile tongue
50% longer than jar jar binks
the surface is coarse, but very well lubricated
*winks*

Are you one of the shape shifting lizard people.

@the-gravedigger said
Are you one of the shape shifting lizard people.

if only you had placed a question mark at the end of yer question i would not question yer question's veracity and would gladly have answered


alas

@rookie54 said
if only you had placed a question mark at the end of yer question i would not question yer question's veracity and would gladly have answered


alas

I have always lacked veracity.