14 Jan '20 11:30>
I am to busry to give a F##k, over the years i have given thousands of F##ks , but seriously I am all out.... wiped out of Giving a f##k about anything or anyone.
@rookie54 saidI routinely access your keyboard remotely sir and engage in a little internet mischief. The last three misdemeanours I carried out in your name were:
@rookie54
who are you and how did you get my keyboard?
@badradger saidSurely there must be something that you do. Think hard. ๐ค ๐
I am to busry to give a F##k, over the years i have given thousands of F##ks , but seriously I am all out.... wiped out of Giving a f##k about anything or anyone.
@great-big-stees said... and stop swearing.
Surely there must be something that you do. Think hard. ๐ค ๐
@torunn saidI think after many, many years of hitting his thumb, or other hand digit with a flooring hammer it's just something that comes naturally to him. Nothing more than a involuntary reaction to anything.
... and stop swearing.
@great-big-stees saidIt might keep people away?
I think after many, many years of hitting his thumb, or other hand digit with a flooring hammer it's just something that comes naturally to him. Nothing more than a involuntary reaction to anything.
@torunn saidI am of the opinion that he really doesn't give a...damn. ๐
It might keep people away?
@ghost-of-a-duke saidre: the queen
I routinely access your keyboard remotely sir and engage in a little internet mischief. The last three misdemeanours I carried out in your name were:
1. Email to the Queen challenging her to a game of rock paper scissors.
2. Volunteering your services at Chicago's Stickney Water Reclamation Plant.
3. A direct challenge to Vladimir Klitschko for a fight in Madison Square Garden.
@rookie54 saidOkay sir, have commandeered your keyboard again and committed three further misdemeanors in your name:
re: the queen
she cheats
re: volunteer service @ second city aqua recycling
gawd what a messy day, i am soaked
re: fisticuffs
i am a ninja chicken crossing the road and cannot be bothered
more please
@ghost-of-a-duke saidre: bidykeboi
Okay sir, have commandeered your keyboard again and committed three further misdemeanors in your name:
1. You now have a profile on the dating site 'Butch and Hairy.' Your name is Hank.
2. There will be an open house party at your home on Friday. (Invites say 'bring a donkey).
3. Have signed you up for a BA honors Degree majoring in Fermentation Sciences.
@moonbus saidCrikey!
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I've signed you up for the Talisker Challenge, Dec. 2020. Solo. There's no backing out now, honour is at stake. Better start practising.
https://www.taliskerwhiskyatlanticchallenge.com