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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Bounce the cheque?
Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
False! I would treat the vampire like I would any other woman of questionable character.
"I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I
like the cold."

That's odd... Question: Do you know who else likes the cold? You're looking a little pale there, are you okay? Is it too bright in here for you?

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
It's weird to see you as Dwight when you've always been Uncle Fester in my heart.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
I prefer bears.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
Women are like floor tiles. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk on them for life 😛

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< Wolves and bears

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Originally posted by darvlay
< Wolves and bears
Oh my!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Women are like floor tiles. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk on them for life 😛
Sounds like an old joke but can't say I've ever heard it...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Sounds like an old joke but can't say I've ever heard it...
Wow, I think that joke was made before you were born.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
That's odd... Question: Do you know who else likes the cold? You're looking a little pale there, are you okay? Is it too bright in here for you?
Answer: Penguins. Yes. No.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Wow, I think that joke was made before you were born.
But not before floor tiles, I'll bet.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Sounds like an old joke but can't say I've ever heard it...
My favourite is...A woman's anus is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but you're eventually going to stick your tongue on it.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
My favourite is...A woman's anus is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but you're eventually going to stick your tongue on it.
Lol.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's weird to see you as Dwight when you've always been Uncle Fester in my heart.
It's me. I'm the bobblehead!

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is this where i'm supposed to whine about my thread going off topic?

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