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Top 10 things Cribs says when he plays bridge

Top 10 things Cribs says when he plays bridge

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kirksey957
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10) I like yo style ....even if it is ole style.
9) I don't do celebrex.
8) My cup would be the one with jewels on it.
7) You've fallen and you can't get up? Sounds like my stable.
6) My '64 Impala might fit yo style.
5) Is that Yo-Yo Ma that I hear. Get it? Yo yo. Yo yo yo.
4) No I didn't mean Depends when I said it depends.
3) Fo shizzle ma nizzle doesn't mean I wanna nuzzle.
2) Did you say hor deurves or whores serve?
1) I lost my pimp stick. Can I borrow your cane?

C
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All up in yo' face!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
10) I like yo style ....even if it is ole style.
9) I don't do celebrex.
8) My cup would be the one with jewels on it.
7) You've fallen and you can't get up? Sounds like my stable.
6) My '64 Impala might fit yo style.
5) Is that Yo-Yo Ma that I hear. Get it? Yo yo. Yo yo yo.
4) No I didn't mean Depends when I said it depends.
3) Fo shizzle ...[text shortened]... 2) Did you say hor deurves or whores serve?
1) I lost my pimp stick. Can I borrow your cane?

10) I ain't never play fo' no rubber bonus.
9) How come I always gotta be tha dealer?
8) Show me some diamonds, girl
7) I got tha flyest suit at tha table
6) I love you, boo. I'm a bid 2 Hearts.
5) I ain't sittin' East-West. Ho's gotz to come to me!
4) Just do yo' best girl. It's OK if you go down.
3) Ruff it up a lil', boo
2) How you like tha finesse of this pimpin'?
1) Slam! You betta take all 13 tricks!

Marinkatomb
wotagr8game

tbc

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Originally posted by Cribs

10) I ain't never play fo' no rubber bonus.
9) How come I always gotta be tha dealer?
8) Show me some diamonds, girl
7) I got tha flyest suit at tha table
6) I love you, boo. I'm a bid 2 Hearts.
5) I ain't sittin' East-West. Ho's gotz to come to me!
4) Just do yo' best girl. It's OK if you go down.
3) Ruff it up a lil', boo
2) How you like tha finesse of this pimpin'?
1) Slam! You betta take all 13 tricks!
LOL

shavixmir
Lord

Sewers of Holland

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Originally posted by Cribs

10) I ain't never play fo' no rubber bonus.
9) How come I always gotta be tha dealer?
8) Show me some diamonds, girl
7) I got tha flyest suit at tha table
6) I love you, boo. I'm a bid 2 Hearts.
5) I ain't sittin' East-West. Ho's gotz to come to me!
4) Just do yo' best girl. It's OK if you go down.
3) Ruff it up a lil', boo
2) How you like tha finesse of this pimpin'?
1) Slam! You betta take all 13 tricks!
What about if Cribby G is playing chess?

10) Yo! yo knight's outta yo stable
9) I'ms takin' yo down like a nasty case of VD
8) I cornered yo king like a Rodney
7) Yo ho's mine bitch.
6) Don't be pimpin' yo queen like that sucker.
5) Slam dunk. Yo pawn's ass is mine!
4) Yo be castlin' 'cause I be hastlin'.
3) Get yo RBHILL back on the right diagonal
2) Yo be beatin' my king like the LAPD
1) The logical part about chess is what draws me the most. You see, most of the time you are discussing the matter on a need to know basis, when surely and thus, you should be, and will be planning ahead, forging a plan. and the mere idea that you are not, suggests to me that you are basing your strategy on a false preconception instead of a verifiable alternative.

D

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If orget...wait!!!!!!

Yo man, that shizzle was "wack". Do youse home-people say "wack" nowadays...?

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