10. The top 10 RHP'ers you've had rampant sex with.
9. The top 10 best flavoured parts of the body
8. The top 10 RHP'ers you wish to see die a slow and painful death
7. Your top 10 sexual fantasies
6. The top 10 best places to get stoned in
5. The top 10 worst spots you've ever left a ball of snot in
4. Your top 10 most embarrassing moments (in my case top 100)
3. The top 10 RHP'ers you'd like to have rampant sex with
2. The top 10 best places to stick a chess piece when not actually playing chess
1. The top 10 ways to make home-made explosives.