The top 5 repetitive posters:
Here I will present the 'Rush Limbaugh award' for the most repetitive and annoying poster...
5. Phlabibit
Yup. On number 5 I nominate Phlabibit!
Constantly on about one or other contest that's going on that nobody (or at least I) don't have a clue what it's all about. Multiple threads on the issue and very long threads at that!
Told you I wasn't a sore loser....
grrrrr
grrrrrrrr
4. Texas Cowboy
On number four we find Texas Cowboy...promotor of all things evil, anti-commie, anti-gay and anti-sensible. On and on and on and on...
He hasn't posted in the last few weeks, but I'm sure if he'd managed a few more: "Commies are butt batterers" or "Gay people suck"'s then he may have made the top 3. Alas...even in this he fails.
3. No1. Marauder
The bronze "Rush" goes to Marauder for his constant reminding us of how good his clan is.
Yes. We know you're sarcastic.
Yes. We know you're a good chess player.
Yes. We know your clan is the best clan since Braveheart's and we know the clan system sucks.
How could we forget??? Every bloody day. Day in and day out..."We're the best, you suck, we're the best, you...."
WE'VE GOT THE PICTURE!
2. RBHILL
The silver "Rush" goes to the religious community in general and RBHILL in specific. Never in my long life have I had to endure such tragic ramblings, religous bull-crap and utter idiotism on a daily basis.
When Darwin suggested the weak die out and the strong will survive, I certainly hope he wasn't saying that reptitive verbal diarrhoea (Jeez...I'd love to RBHILL spell that word...) was a strong asset.
Total nutter, suffering from displacement Jerusalem syndrome. Needs help fast.
However, I noticed that in the gospel according to Luke 8-33, Luke mentions: "I am not afraid" and his master answers: "But you will be...you will be...."
1. Stang
But the Golden "Rush" for 2004 goes to the socialst encampment. Yes, Stang managed to clinch it. It was close...Jesus was trailing Marx by 3 posts at the last count, but Stang held on in there repeating his mantra like the commie yogi he is.
Let's all repeat after me:
Bush is a liar and a war monger. Bush, and those who support him, are a threat to the security of the world.
Bush is a liar and a war monger. Bush, and those who support him, are a threat to the security of the world
Bush is a liar and a war monger. Bush, and those who support him, are a threat to the security of the world
Bush is a liar and a war monger. Bush, and those who support him, are a threat to the security of the world
Here's a classic case of why Stang managed to win:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=17837
However, I'm sure you will all agree....it was pretty close.
The Top Five Chess Pieces of 2004.
5) The Knight
2004 was a tough year for the knight, slipping two whole places below the bishop and just managing to retain it's status on the board. Word round the campfire is that knight forks just aren't what they used to be.
4) The King
Coming in at no.4 is the King, moving up one place from 2003. The King had a modestly good year, and put in a lot of off the board training which showed with the determined presence and improved stamina most evident during the February to July King marching craze taking over chess boards accross the planet.
3) The Bishop
Timely sacrifices and discovered checks almost made this the year of the bishop with it's tall and pointy shape being the talk of the town this season. Whether it's black on black, black on white, white on black, or white on white, those in the know hung on to this cosmopolitan member with both hands until the end game.
2) The Queen
Slipping down a place to number two, the queen was seen shedding a tear backstage after this years awards ceremony. Careless play and impatient boldness caused this piece to break out too early, and who can forget 7 Qe7?? Sorry your highness. Better luck next year. Let them eat cake.
1) The Rook.
The piece that seized 2004's piece of the year award came as no surprise to Rook aficionados throughout the world. We caught up with the chairman of the Rook's Rule The Board Totally Association, Pete Dobyson, and he smiled and said, "It goes up and down and left and right super fast. What more could you ask for? Three rooks? Oh sweet subtle bliss overpowers me! A rook and a rook and a rook. Ooh. It's like heaven. Ooh. Excuse me...open files...more open files...oooh..."
Best of luck to all the pieces for the 2005 year.