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Maybe i can stay up here for a bit...very hard though with the great
players that are joining the site.

But guess what...That is great! Come one come all...our life at RHP is
a ball! (sorry Rhy...had to)

Dave
USA Captain

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Congrats, sensei! Get me into the Top 100, and I'll be happy...😉
Tim
The Dark Squire

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Tim my son...although I may be a good teacher...and a decent
coach...I never got my black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

So sensei doesn't really fit...i didn't take my test due to having to
fight a girl...passed my kata test though.

Just can't hit a woman...watched my dad do it too much growing up.

Kinda sad that my sensei would flunk me over something like that.

But hey...I am a black belt in mind and soul and I think that I
deserved it for being a REAL man...there are so few these days. I can
still break quite a few boards and bricks...and since I learned it I have
only been in a few fights...although funny side note...almost got into
one today...crazy people came up to my door....looking for people
that lived down the street...and hoping to buy some drugs or
something...I told them they had the wrong house...next thing I know
this guy was freaking out...he was probably 6'1" and about
220lbs...big guy...me 5'10"...if you ever seen a Bruce Lee movie then
you have a clue what I look like...small...but ripped...he threatened to
kill me...I told him..he might get one hit in but the wheelchair he will
spend the rest of his life in was not worth it...and that actually made
him walk away.

Can't believe i actually just told this story....sorry to all.

Dave
Captain USA (can I use this now?)

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Dave, I'm shocked youdid not invite him in for a cup of tea and a
friendly game of chess and a lesson on you. The forums have made
you a ruthless man. But seriously, it does put in perspective the
craziness on this site. In reality it's all very distant, though annoying.
Kirk

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Dave, are you seriously suggesting that you look like Bruce Lee?

This site becomes more surreal every day - Can you teach me to do the one-inch punch? I've
suddenly gotten bored of learning chess....

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Body type only...I am very american looking...as for the 1" punch...he
is the only one who could do that...as far as I know.

Dave

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I was just kidding with you, I never believed in it all myself - seemed too much like play ground
banter to me

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I thought it was a great story, actually. There have been a few times
when I've used my intimidating looks (I'm 5-10, but broad shouldered
and tattooed, and I've mastered the Clint Eastwood stare-down,
passed on to me from my dad)-- when, in fact, I am one of the
biggest pacifists (i.e., wusses) on the planet.

By the way-- how old are you? You called me "my son," but I bet I'm
older than you, or damn close.
Tim
The Dark Squire