Top ten reasons Devid Letterman had an affair

10. He secretly wanted to end his marriage and pursue Sarah Palin and her daughters.




Now who will do #9?

Originally posted by whodey
10. He secretly wanted to end his marriage and pursue Sarah Palin and her daughters.




Now who will do #9?

#8 They were screentests before joining lemonparty.

#7 Buying a new car wouldn't get him in the tabloids.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
#7 Buying a new car wouldn't get him in the tabloids.

#5. He was auditioning for Stupid Human Tricks.

#4 Paul Shafer knocked him back.

#3 He got jealous of Conan O'brien banging his head doing a stupid stunt.

Originally posted by homedepotov
#3 He got jealous of Conan O'brien banging his head doing a stupid stunt.

#2 His balls needed emptying, and Mrs Letterman doesn't do it anymore.

#1. He was running out of things to make top ten lists about

Originally posted by Melanerpes
#1. He was running out of things to make top ten lists about

Originally posted by Melanerpes
#1. He was running out of things to make top ten lists about

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
*** Let's cut out the baloney. Bottom line: #1 Dave's a wealthy celebrity accustomed to pushing his weight around and getting his way.

#2 Sexual degeneracy happens to be his brand of choice. #3 He's an indiscriminate taker, not a giver, a pitiful boy in a man's body.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#1 Dave's a wealthy celebrity