Originally posted by ivangriceI broke the nut crackers trying to open a almond.
There's a witty retort in there somewhere...
Freddie200x: "hehehe...he said nuts...."
Bowmann: "It's AN almond, you arse."
Ivanhoe: "If God wanted your almond's cracked, they would have come without a shell."
Nr.1 Marauder: "According to the 1905 Virginia by-law, which pre-dates my announcement that I'll never post here again, it's illegal in 3 States to actually complain about cracking almond nuts."
Shavixmir: "The nutcracker broke because it was inferior quality, resulting from capitalisms free-market drive to have everything made by cheap child-labour in Indonsesia."
Ivangrice: "There's a witty retort in there somewhere..."
Originally posted by shavixmirStill looking...
I broke the nut crackers trying to open a almond.
Freddie200x: "hehehe...he said nuts...."
Bowmann: "It's AN almond, you arse."
Ivanhoe: "If God wanted your almond's cracked, they would have come without a shell."
Nr.1 Marauder: "According to the 1905 Virginia by-law, which pre-dates my announcement that I'll never post here again, it' ...[text shortened]... r in Indonsesia."
Ivangrice: "There's a witty retort in there somewhere..."