In spite of it being a virtual farce I'm still a BIG cycling fan, and quite a knowledgeable one too on a good day, but I'm trying to follow this year's Tour de France and I'm wondering, who the hell is he? They're virtually all unknown. It was Lance Armstrong for seven years. Then he retires and about six of the favourites to win this time are forced out by doping investigations. OK, they gotta do something, but this event is a non-event. I just wish I was riding, I might stand a chance.