Trans American Sidewalk

Originally posted by Trev33
Don't blame the cats if the owners are too lazy or stupid to be able to train their cat to crap outside.

I blame both cats and owners if they're too lazy to train the beast not to crap outside, in someone else's (read: mine, nom d'un chien) garden.

Disgusting brutes... both of them.

Richard

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
News flash...cats are wild creatures.

News flash... cats are not wild creatures. They were bred by humans specifically to be murderous vermin, and nothing else.

Which is good if you have a granary, and a disaster if you have a garden.

Richard

Originally posted by finnegan
Domestic cats are indeed "wild" in their behaviour - they kill a range of creatures including song birds. That is their nature. When I see a street with dozens of cats prowling around the roadside and small gardens, I am not looking at a natural ecosystem that can support that many cats but a human system that feeds and produces more cats than the ecosystem ...[text shortened]... handle. Owned by idiots who are blind to their impact. I'd rather hear the blackbird singing.

A-men.

Richard

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
I blame both cats and owners if they're too lazy to train the beast not to crap outside, in someone else's (read: mine, nom d'un chien) garden.

Disgusting brutes... both of them.

Richard

They dig a hole and cover it afterwards... i've watched my cat do it. You never hear of people complaining about stepping on cat crap, only dog. Dogs do it on the path that YOU have to pick up in a little bag - Gross. Trained Cats 1 - Trained dogs 0.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
A good dog holds it for hours and hours. I think my dog goes out three, four times a day...unless she's outside already in her pen. And right from the back door, she goes STRAIGHT inside her pen. OUTSIDE.

Much easier and cleaner than that nasty catbox. I have YET TO MEET A SINGLE CAT OWNER WHO CLEANS THAT BOX EVERY DAY AND PREVENTS THAT HORRENDOUS SMELL FROM PERMEATING EVERYTHING.

Filth.

Your friends are slobs if they don't clean the box often. Get new friends, but first tell them what I think about them.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Your friends are slobs if they don't clean the box often. Get new friends, but first tell them what [b]I think about them.[/b]

I gave you a thumbs up there Phlabi. Where is the five dollars you promised you would pay me for it?

Originally posted by Trev33
They dig a hole and cover it afterwards... i've watched my cat do it. You never hear of people complaining about stepping on cat crap

Then they haven't paid attention. Cats crap all over your lawn. Have fun mowing in summer...

Richard

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Then they haven't paid attention. Cats crap all over your lawn. Have fun mowing in summer...

Richard

WRONG!~ Cats crap in your sandbox.

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Edit! On a serious note, cats only crap where they can bury it. If you've even seen a cat sitting in the middle of a lawn taking a dump the cat was dropped on its head as a kitten. Be honest, have YOU ever seen a cat take a dump on the grass?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
WRONG!~ Cats crap in your sandbox.

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[b]Edit! On a serious note, cats only crap where they can bury it. If you've even seen a cat sitting in the middle of a lawn taking a dump the cat was dropped on its head as a kitten. Be honest, have YOU ever seen a cat take a dump on the grass?[/b]

Yeah man...I saw dis cat one day...he was pinching a loaf in the yard man!!!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Yeah man...I saw dis cat one day...he was pinching a loaf in the yard man!!!

That wasn't a cat man, it was a racoon. Plabs said they (cats) don't do it in the grass (lawn/yard) coz he knows everything...he tole me.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
On a serious note, cats only crap where they can bury it.

Many cat owners believe this myth, but it is a myth nevertheless. Just like: "But my cat would never kill a bird!" Myth. They all do. You just don't want to look.

Be honest, have YOU ever seen a cat take a dump on the grass?

Yup.

Richard

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Many cat owners believe this myth, but it is a myth nevertheless. Just like: "But my cat would never kill a bird!" Myth. They all do. You just don't want to look.

[b]Be honest, have YOU ever seen a cat take a dump on the grass?

Yup.

Richard[/b]

Who said cats don't kill birds, they certainly do. They do NOT crap birds out on your grass. I think you saw a fox or perhaps a pony in the distance and mistook it for a cat.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who said cats don't kill birds, they certainly do. They do NOT crap birds out on your grass. I think you saw a fox or perhaps a pony in the distance and mistook it for a cat.

In my garden? Not bleedin' likely - I live in the Netherlands, not in the Midlands.

And I don't care how much your moggie-madness blinds you to its faults. Cats do crap on their neighbours' lawns, no matter how much their owners have their blinkers on.

Richard