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  1. Standard memberapathist
    looking for loot
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    15 May '18 15:57
    She's like I know you aren't a threat. I'm pissed off now.
  2. Standard memberHandyAndy
    Read a book!
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    15 May '18 17:00
    Originally posted by @apathist
    She's like I know you aren't a threat. I'm pissed off now.
    Cat 1, apathist 0
  3. Joined
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    15 May '18 17:121 edit
    Originally posted by @apathist
    She's like I know you aren't a threat. I'm pissed off now.
    Cats are cool...and suffer fools poorly. πŸ˜›
  4. Subscriberlemondrop
    pawn grabber
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    15 May '18 17:45
    cats are always plotting your demise
  5. Subscribermoonbus
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    15 May '18 17:48
    In terms of evolution, we did not domesticate cats. They domesticated us. They looked around for the animal most likely to fall for purring and rubbing against legs, and least likely to expect anything in return for providing endless food and shelter. Oh yes, and the animal most likely to invent can openers. We were it.
  6. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    15 May '18 20:47
    Originally posted by @moonbus
    In terms of evolution, we did not domesticate cats. They domesticated us. They looked around for the animal most likely to fall for purring and rubbing against legs, and least likely to expect anything in return for providing endless food and shelter. Oh yes, and the animal most likely to invent can openers. We were it.
    You've probably heard the story about the difference between a dog and a cat.

    A dog sees you opening cans of food to feed him, sees you opening doors to let him out
    or in, sees you giving him toys and providing a comfortable place for him to sleep.
    He thinks you must be God.

    A cat sees you opening cans of food to feed him, sees you opening doors to let him out
    or in, sees you giving him toys and providing a comfortable place for him to sleep.
    He thinks he must be God.
  7. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
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    15 May '18 21:05
    Originally posted by @handyandy
    You've probably heard the story about the difference between a dog and a cat.

    A dog sees you opening cans of food to feed him, sees you opening doors to let him out
    or in, sees you giving him toys and providing a comfortable place for him to sleep.
    He thinks you must be God.

    A cat sees you opening cans of food to feed him, sees you opening doo ...[text shortened]... him toys and providing a comfortable place for him to sleep.
    He thinks he must be God.
    LOL....Good one, I've never heard that one before!!!

    -VR
  8. Standard memberapathist
    looking for loot
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    16 May '18 01:00

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  9. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
    Linkenheim
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    16 May '18 13:45
    Originally posted by @moonbus
    In terms of evolution, we did not domesticate cats. They domesticated us. They looked around for the animal most likely to fall for purring and rubbing against legs, and least likely to expect anything in return for providing endless food and shelter. Oh yes, and the animal most likely to invent can openers. We were it.
    Sensing tin opening potential when tins were in the far future prove the mental abilities of cats πŸ˜‰
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