True Facts of Life

A collection of some of those true facts that they'll never teach you at school

To start:

You can be young once, but immature forever.

And

If your too open minded your brain will fall out.

Anyone else got any more?

When the s**t hits the fan, it gets dirty 😉

A very wise man once told me," If you go to bed with a itchy bum, you will wake up with a very smelly finger!"

Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
When the s**t hits the fan, it gets dirty 😉

Translated from Dutch, this is what a teacher once told me:

"There are work horses and show horses and you, Mark (referring to me), are neither. You are a lazy bum."

Seriously. 🙄