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Coupla friends of mine went out drinking and got sloshed. 2 of the 3 decided they were to drunk to drive (very smart) and asked the 3rd if he would. Although fairly sloshed himself he decided to give it a go. It was about a 10 minute drive through downtown including several stoplights and turns and although he was weaving badly they made it home. When they got home the driver excitedly thanked the other 2 for letting him drive. You see, he was blind from birth.

The drunkards were sitting next to him saying... left,left,left,left, no right, right , right, ok slow down a bit...

I wrote this in another thread but figured it was fun enough to share...

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Originally posted by ChessNut
Coupla friends of mine went out drinking and got sloshed. 2 of the 3 decided they were to drunk to drive (very smart) and asked the 3rd if he would. Although fairly sloshed himself he decided to give it a go. It was about a 10 minute drive through downtown including several stoplights and turns and although he was weaving badly they made it home. When they ...[text shortened]... k slow down a bit...

I wrote this in another thread but figured it was fun enough to share...
Did they ever yell "Stop!! Ok, back up a few feet.... turn left!!!!!"

?

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did they ever yell "Stop!! Ok, back up a few feet.... turn left!!!!!"

?

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Actually they did when stopping at a light. 😉

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i like it.

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"What was that I just hit?"
"Postbox."
"Hey look, a dog with a puffy tail!"
"Where? I can't see it!"

*thump*

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"OK, left a bit..."