Truisms to remember

If you are out in the woods on a windy day and have to take a leak, do it downwind.

If you want to put on a T shirt, take off your hat first.

If you change a flat, make sure the car has stopped before doing it.

Any more?

Wherever you go, there you are.

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

If you're going to go commando, wear the jeans with the button, rather than the zip fly.

Never mess with married women and a full house.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

If you are sat at a Gay bar watch out if someone asks you "if you'd like your stool pushed in". 😕

Whenever someone starts a discussion about truisms, it's always only a matter of time before someone says, "Don't eat yellow snow."

Where there's a will, there's sycophantic relatives.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Whoever smelt it dealt it.