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President Trump is pardoning the annual Thanksgiving Turkey at the White House. He attempted a legal loophole by naming the Turkey "Donald Trump".---Seth Meyers

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*found on the net
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Don't tell me the Houston Texans are 2-7. The scorekeepers don't get to decide who wins the game. They aren't counting several of our valid touchdowns. I'm going to sue all the other teams mascots and demand the other coaches certify our 9-0 record.

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@wolfe63 said
- Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man; a weak man's idea of a strong man... and a stupid man's idea of a smart man.
and a billionaire's idea of someone who stands up for the little guy.

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Sidney Powell lasted .675 Scaramuccis

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How can you tell if Trump is telling a lie?

His lips are moving.

-VR

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Biden: "Knock knock"

Trump: "Who's there?"

Biden: "Joe"

Trump: "Joe who?"

Biden: "Joe azz is headed to jail!"

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@wolfe63 said
Biden: "Knock knock"

Trump: "Who's there?"

Biden: "Joe"

Trump: "Joe who?"

Biden: "Joe azz is headed to jail!"
Biden: "Joe azz is headed to jail!" ?

Biden: "yoe ass is headed to jail!"? Then you had the joke right! 😛 😉

He'll give himself immunity if able, or Joe will is my best bet. They wouldn't want History to say they had a crooked President in power. 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Biden: "Joe azz is headed to jail!" ?

Biden: "yoe ass is headed to jail!"? Then you had the joke right! 😛 😉

He'll give himself immunity if able, or Joe will is my best bet. They wouldn't want History to say they had a crooked President in power. 😉

-VR
Except we did, at least twice. And both times they were Republicans.

At least this time, we caught on early and sent his azz home after one, instead of re-electing him like last time we had a crook in office.

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There might be a day when some of the American leaders will stand trail in the Hague🤷‍♀️(Bush for 1) followed by that lieing fuc Blair.

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i had a rudy giuliani joke, but, it's lost its appeal

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@suzianne said
Except we did, at least twice. And both times they were Republicans.

At least this time, we caught on early and sent his azz home after one, instead of re-electing him like last time we had a crook in office.
Good Point Suzie Q.

I guess they don't want a 3rd one! 😉

He made a public statement just to say not give Biden credit for the Vaccine that was all him. He was also the one holding up the transition, there is much planning required for such a large undertaking.

-VR

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@suzianne said
Except we did, at least twice. And both times they were Republicans.

At least this time, we caught on early and sent his azz home after one, instead of re-electing him like last time we had a crook in office.
Which crook was that one you had a couple of them? 😉

-VR

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trump has as many flagged tweets as he has electoral college votes