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Turning over a kinder, gentler Maple leaf.

Turning over a kinder, gentler Maple leaf.

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I hereby resolve to make another attempt at turning over a kinder, gentler Maple leaf. Too long have I been dragged down by you bunch of mindless riff-raff. Too long have I thrown sarcastic insults around haphazardly. The first step is to admit you have a problem and my problem, aside from the stupid @$$ $h!t some of you people come up with, is that I can't stop lighting up the retarded amongst you. Henceforth I will dedicate myself to building up the moral of my fellow RHP'ers instead of following my instincts and verbally cross checking your @$$ into the boards.

Before I flip the leaf, let me leave you with some final thoughts:
- Actually try to formulate a thought before you wack those pudgy little fingers on your keyboard (Bowmann, et al...)
- SPAMers should be beaten with their own spleens (ie. Celtic Country and his Band of Retarded Thread Mongers).
- Try to refrain from rec'ing mindless rec whoring drivel, you only encourage similar BS and this site is almost at critical mass as it is.
- Finally, and for the love of God, try to read a book from time to time.

From here on out I am love personified. Hugs and kisses to all of you effing sons o<censored>.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I hereby resolve to make another attempt at turning over a kinder, gentler Maple leaf. Too long have I been dragged down by you bunch of mindless riff-raff. Too long have I thrown sarcastic insults around haphazardly. The first step is to admit you have a problem and my problem, aside from the stupid @$$ $h!t some of you people come up with, is tha ...[text shortened]...
From here on out I am love personified. Hugs and kisses to all of you effing sons o<censored>.
What are these 'book' things you speak of?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Finally, and for the love of God, try to read a book from time to time.
May I suggest "The Origin Of Consciousness In The Breakdown Of The Bicameral Mind" - by Julian Jaynes?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
From here on out I am love personified. Hugs and kisses to all of you effing sons o<censored>.
As if there weren't enough hugging and kissing going on here already... 😲 Please stay away from me after flipping the leaf! 😠

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Does "The Carpetbaggers" count as a book?
It's got stuff in there somewhere.
Like, words eh?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I hereby resolve to make another attempt at turning over a kinder, gentler Maple leaf. Too long have I been dragged down by you bunch of mindless riff-raff. Too long have I thrown sarcastic insults around haphazardly. The first step is to admit you have a problem and my problem, aside from the stupid @$$ $h!t some of you people come up with, is tha ...[text shortened]...
From here on out I am love personified. Hugs and kisses to all of you effing sons o<censored>.
I was going to write:

"Well thank you for your self-centred, monotonous, self-propagating drivel."

But in the end I've decided on:

"Fcuk off. Go hang yourself, you no good piece of toilet paper clinging on to a chess-site's arse."

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was going to write:

"Well thank you for your self-centred, monotonous, self-propagating drivel."

But in the end I've decided on:

"Fcuk off. Go hang yourself, you no good piece of toilet paper clinging on to a chess-site's arse."
Thank you Shav, from the master of self-propagating drivel, I take that as a heart felt compliment... and I didn't get you anything. You are my hero, how can I be more like you?