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I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?

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Originally posted by Paulie
I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?
A used toothpick and a golden colored thong.

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So two camels walk into bar. One says to the other "Man I'm parched."
And the other one says, "Don't I know it. I'd kill for a hump."

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Originally posted by Paulie
I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?
How are their teeth ?

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Originally posted by Paulie
I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?
one Marlboro Red, and half an ounce of Old Holburn.

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Originally posted by Paulie
I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?
A pair of high heeled shoes, a pair of stockings and a suspender belt. 😉

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Originally posted by bambee
A pair of high heeled shoes, a pair of stockings and a suspender belt. 😉
I've got two other camels. Trade?

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Originally posted by Paulie
I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?
Four dromedaries and a towel.

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Originally posted by Shiny Knight
Four dromedaries and a towel.
You would give him 4 more camels and a towel? Interesting....

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do they have toes?

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Originally posted by Wildfire
You would give him 4 more camels and a towel? Interesting....
Ehr... I meant the ones with only one 'hump', the ones that spit.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I've got two other camels. Trade?
lol, I like the look of Paulies camels, and they are cooked to perfection 😉

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Originally posted by bambee
lol, I like the look of Paulies camels, and they are cooked to perfection 😉
There's more than one way to interpret, "I like the look of Paulie's camels, and they are cooked to perfection." 😀

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LMAO

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Originally posted by Paulie
I have two Camels....what will you trade me for them?
I'll trade you two American industrialist construction workers... 🙂