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FMF

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11 Mar 16

FMF

Joined: 28 Oct 05
Moves: 34587

11 Mar 16

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What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

BigDogg

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined: 26 Nov 04
Moves: 155080

11 Mar 16

Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.

FMF

Joined: 28 Oct 05
Moves: 34587

11 Mar 16

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.

I concur.

Hand of Hecate

Thug

Playing with matches

Joined: 08 Feb 05
Moves: 14634

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Meat nuggets.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by FMF (OP)
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.

Kewpie

Felis Australis

Australia

Joined: 20 Jan 09
Moves: 390166

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.

So you say.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul. .

And a fairy godmother who sits on their shoulder.
(Which is slightly more believable than a soul)

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

War mongers.

FMF

Joined: 28 Oct 05
Moves: 34587

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.

But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Kewpie
So you say.

I don't know.

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by FMF
But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Forgive them, for they do what they don't know.

divegeester

watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 120562

12 Mar 16

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Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

"We need some antibiotics over here pronto guys...third planet in, totally infested"

FMF