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  1. Standard memberFMF
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    11 Mar '16 23:22
    What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
  2. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    11 Mar '16 23:37
    Originally posted by FMF
    What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
    Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.
  3. Standard memberFMF
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    11 Mar '16 23:44
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.
    I concur.
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    12 Mar '16 00:231 edit
    Originally posted by FMF
    What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
    Meat nuggets.
  5. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    12 Mar '16 00:34
    Originally posted by FMF (OP)
    What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
    None.

    Why?

    Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

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  6. SubscriberKewpie
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    12 Mar '16 01:39
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    None.

    Why?

    Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

    Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.
    So you say.
  7. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    12 Mar '16 01:41
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul. .
    And a fairy godmother who sits on their shoulder.
    (Which is slightly more believable than a soul)
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    12 Mar '16 01:45
    Originally posted by FMF
    What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
    War mongers.
  9. Standard memberFMF
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    12 Mar '16 01:45
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    None.

    Why?

    Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

    Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.
    But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    12 Mar '16 03:36
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    So you say.
    I don't know.
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    12 Mar '16 03:43
    Originally posted by FMF
    But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉
    Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
  12. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    12 Mar '16 07:22
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
    Forgive them, for they do what they don't know.
  13. PFJ Judea AD33
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    12 Mar '16 08:31
    Originally posted by FMF
    What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
    "We need some antibiotics over here pronto guys...third planet in, totally infested"
  14. Standard memberFMF
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    12 Mar '16 13:521 edit
    Originally posted by FMF
    What would a tiny alien crystalline life form say to you if it were hooked up to a universal translator?
    Dear Ugly FMF Bag Of Mostly Water, our apologies for comparing you to GB. Please carry on
  15. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    12 Mar '16 15:52
    Originally posted by josephw
    War mongers.
    Aliens would soon learn that atheists were the peaceful species on Earth. 😉
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