Ugly Giant Bags Of Mostly Water

What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Dude, skip to season 3. Those first two sucked.

I concur.

Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Meat nuggets.

Originally posted by FMF (OP)
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.

So you say.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul. .

And a fairy godmother who sits on their shoulder.
(Which is slightly more believable than a soul)

Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

War mongers.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
None.

Why?

Because human beings are born dichotomous with a body and a soul.

Note: -------------------------------------------------> RHP's Science Forum.

But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉

Originally posted by Kewpie
So you say.

I don't know.

Originally posted by FMF
But, in the spirit of the thread's OP, what might such an alien life form say? 😉

Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Forgive them, for they do what they don't know.

Originally posted by FMF
What other concise descriptions of humans and their behaviour might a tiny alien crystalline life form offer us if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

"We need some antibiotics over here pronto guys...third planet in, totally infested"

Originally posted by FMF
What would a tiny alien crystalline life form say to you if it were hooked up to a universal translator?

Dear Ugly FMF Bag Of Mostly Water, our apologies for comparing you to GB. Please carry on

Originally posted by josephw
War mongers.

Aliens would soon learn that atheists were the peaceful species on Earth. 😉