Go back
Umm...

Umm...

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

That's different:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/nmonkey127.xml

Vote Up
Vote Down

Vote Up
Vote Down

Last year the deputy mayor of Delhi was killed after being attacked by a hoard of wild monkeys on a balcony.
😲

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Palynka
😲
The gorilla militia has gone bananas!!

1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by PBE6
The gorilla militia has gone bananas!!
This was a prelude for a coup to install a banana Republic. Beware!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Palynka
This was a prelude for a coup to install a banana Republic. Beware!
They're headed for a slippery slope.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Well, if you will pay peanuts....

Vote Up
Vote Down

Did I mention that this article was about a monkey trying to rape women in Dehli? 😕

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by PBE6
Did I mention that this article was about a monkey trying to rape women in Dehli? 😕
That's just the wording. You could say that a friend's dog repeatedly tried to rape me by humping my leg before. All the article says is that an old woman died of shock when the monkey jumped on her. I seriously doubt that the monkey could undress the woman so it's not really about rape.

The deputy mayor being attacked by a gang of monkeys on a balcony, now THAT's impressive.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Palynka
That's just the wording. You could say that a friend's dog repeatedly tried to rape me by humping my leg before. All the article says is that an old woman died of shock when the monkey jumped on her. I seriously doubt that the monkey could undress the woman so it's not really about rape.

The deputy mayor being attacked by a gang of monkeys on a balcony, now THAT's impressive.
Yeah, it only dry humped her 😛

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Yeah, it only dry humped her 😛
I still like saying "monkey rape". It's perverse on multiple levels.

1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Palynka
Last year the deputy mayor of Delhi was killed after being attacked by a hoard of wild monkeys on a balcony.😲
Serves him right for hoarding monkeys. 😕