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Originally posted by chancremechanicWell see, it almost makes sense to me, if one assumes "mechanic" to mean "fixer of things", rather than one who toys with and rigs, then overcharges for phantom services, and unecessary parts.
LOL...you got me there. No offense intended. My profile explains the "chancre" moniker....as I "fix" chancres....we, well most, military medics are proud of our nick-names, however degrading...
Now my vision of you picking at chancres just seems ludicrous.
A commendable job, keeping our men chancre-free! Good work.
Originally posted by SJ247Thank you. I don't just treat men, I treat women too! Uh, are you due for a pelvic exam?...just to be on the safe side?....one never knows these days...I'll be honored to perform the exam professionally, and it'll be free, provided you have dinner with me afterwards.....deal? 😉
Well see, it almost makes sense to me, if one assumes "mechanic" to mean "fixer of things", rather than one who toys with and rigs, then overcharges for phantom services, and unecessary parts.
Now my vision of you picking at chancres just seems ludicrous.
A commendable job, keeping our men chancre-free! Good work.
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Originally posted by chancremechanicNow how could a girl resist that?
Thank you. I don't just treat men, I treat women too! Uh, are you due for a pelvic exam?...just to be on the safe side?....one never knows these days...I'll be honored to perform the exam professionally, and it'll be free, provided you have dinner with me afterwards.....deal? 😉
I'll actually decline. I only receive pelvic exams from degreed doctors of the female persuasion. I tend to believe men entering gynecology, or nursing, are perverts.
Originally posted by SJ247Whew, I'm glad you didn't say "medic"...maybe I'll change my plans on that nursing degree afterall.....thanks for the after-thought. If you ever change your mind.........😉
Now how could a girl resist that?
I'll actually decline. I only receive pelvic exams from degreed doctors of the female persuasion. I tend to believe men entering gynecology, or nursing, are perverts.
Originally posted by mokkoI bet you just threw it behind the couch so you could say that you lost it. Just so you could start a thread here about it.
No ransom. I had alot on my mind distracting me yesterday. Namely an absurd amount of money I had to carry over from one bank to another. And then of course there was the shoe shopping I had to do afterwards.
I was so paranoid about losing the money, and thinking of shoes, that I lost my camera instead. But thank God I have it back.
My friend that's pl ...[text shortened]... ly she is on her way up with it now and is going to permanently attach it to my body somehow.😕
Or did someone steal it, beat it up, then jaywalked, then try to fly out of the country to get away with your camera only to be shipped back to America's little brother (well, bigger, but kids in this country continue to grow anyway so it's kinda fitting I suppose) and the cops called you telling you they had your camera and could pick it up whenever.
I can't tell which one makes more sense.
