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A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
"Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
with an electric plane!
Ouch.
My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
happened.

I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!

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@wolfgang59 said
A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
"Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
with an electric plane!
Ouch.
My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
happened.

I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
The guy must have been "plastered" to try shaving his knee with anything. πŸ€”

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@wolfgang59 said
A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
"Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
with an electric plane!
Ouch.
My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
happened.

I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
This reminds me of when I had an idea of getting a chainsaw for cutting my logs - then I discovered the word kickback ... 😲 !

I chose life.

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@wolfgang59 said
A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
"Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
with an electric plane!
Ouch.
My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
happened.

I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
I take it a plaster is a bandage?

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@drewnogal said
This reminds me of when I had an idea of getting a chainsaw for cutting my logs - then I discovered the word kickback ... 😲 !

I chose life.
Heh, yes, a chainsaw, even the little ones, aren't the best tool for fine work, either. I found that out the hard way, too.

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@mudfinger said
I take it a plaster is a bandage?
No. Not a bandage.
I think Americans may call it a band-aid.

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@wolfgang59 said
No. Not a bandage.
I think Americans may call it a band-aid.
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@suzianne said
Heh, yes, a chainsaw, even the little ones, aren't the best tool for fine work, either. I found that out the hard way, too.

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@rookie54 said
[youtube chainsaws? heck yeah we got chainsaws - blood, guts and entrails - for amusement only]/yEObd_bhe78[/youtube]
great video

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@Suzianne
You did chain saw art? My chainsaw art consists of sawing branches off a treeπŸ˜‰

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@sonhouse said
@Suzianne
You did chain saw art? My chainsaw art consists of sawing branches off a treeπŸ˜‰
I wouldn't call it art, exactly. 😞

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@suzianne said
I wouldn't call it art, exactly. 😞
I've seen some pretty good chainsaw art. Impressive what some people can do with a chainsaw.

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@very-rusty said
I've seen some pretty good chainsaw art. Impressive what some people can do with a chainsaw.

-VR
That was what rookies post was about Suzi answered a different post...

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@ponderable said
That was what rookies post was about Suzi answered a different post...
I answered the correct post, she/he said they wouldn't call it art. Thanks for your 2 cents worth though. πŸ˜‰

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@rookie54 said
[youtube chainsaws? heck yeah we got chainsaws - blood, guts and entrails - for amusement only]/yEObd_bhe78[/youtube]
Nice job killing that tree at the start!

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