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  1. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    04 Jan '19 10:08
    A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

    A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
    "Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

    I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
    with an electric plane!
    Ouch.
    My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
    while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
    happened.

    I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
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    @wolfgang59 said
    A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

    A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
    "Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

    I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
    with an electric plane!
    Ouch.
    My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
    while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
    happened.

    I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
    The guy must have been "plastered" to try shaving his knee with anything. πŸ€”
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    @wolfgang59 said
    A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

    A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
    "Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

    I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
    with an electric plane!
    Ouch.
    My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
    while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
    happened.

    I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
    This reminds me of when I had an idea of getting a chainsaw for cutting my logs - then I discovered the word kickback ... 😲 !

    I chose life.
  4. SubscriberMudfinger
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    04 Jan '19 23:281 edit
    @wolfgang59 said
    A post by drewnogal reminded me of an incident some years ago.

    A carpenter was doing some work in my house when he shouted out
    "Wolfie. Do you have a plaster?"

    I ran to see what was the problem and he had shaved his knee
    with an electric plane!
    Ouch.
    My partner drove him to hospital where he received 8 stitches
    while I drove his van back to his missus and explained what had
    happened.

    I guess he was calling for a very large plaster!
    I take it a plaster is a bandage?
  5. SubscriberSuzianne
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    @drewnogal said
    This reminds me of when I had an idea of getting a chainsaw for cutting my logs - then I discovered the word kickback ... 😲 !

    I chose life.
    Heh, yes, a chainsaw, even the little ones, aren't the best tool for fine work, either. I found that out the hard way, too.
  6. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    @mudfinger said
    I take it a plaster is a bandage?
    No. Not a bandage.
    I think Americans may call it a band-aid.
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    @wolfgang59 said
    No. Not a bandage.
    I think Americans may call it a band-aid.
    Tanks
  8. Subscriberrookie54online
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    @suzianne said
    Heh, yes, a chainsaw, even the little ones, aren't the best tool for fine work, either. I found that out the hard way, too.
    YouTube : chainsaws? heck yeah we got c...
  9. SubscriberPonderable
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    @rookie54 said
    [youtube chainsaws? heck yeah we got chainsaws - blood, guts and entrails - for amusement only]/yEObd_bhe78[/youtube]
    great video
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    @Suzianne
    You did chain saw art? My chainsaw art consists of sawing branches off a treeπŸ˜‰
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    @sonhouse said
    @Suzianne
    You did chain saw art? My chainsaw art consists of sawing branches off a treeπŸ˜‰
    I wouldn't call it art, exactly. 😞
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    07 Mar '19 12:571 edit
    @suzianne said
    I wouldn't call it art, exactly. 😞
    I've seen some pretty good chainsaw art. Impressive what some people can do with a chainsaw.

    -VR
  13. SubscriberPonderable
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    @very-rusty said
    I've seen some pretty good chainsaw art. Impressive what some people can do with a chainsaw.

    -VR
    That was what rookies post was about Suzi answered a different post...
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @ponderable said
    That was what rookies post was about Suzi answered a different post...
    I answered the correct post, she/he said they wouldn't call it art. Thanks for your 2 cents worth though. πŸ˜‰

    -VR
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    @rookie54 said
    [youtube chainsaws? heck yeah we got chainsaws - blood, guts and entrails - for amusement only]/yEObd_bhe78[/youtube]
    Nice job killing that tree at the start!
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