Unsavory Food

I found some very sketchy looking asparagus in the fridge today.
You?

If it's on cheese, you pay extra. If it's on pumpkin, it's halfprice.

@gambrel said
I found some very sketchy looking asparagus in the fridge today.
You?

limp veg are easy to catch

5 days ago i cooked a pot of beans
added garlic, onions, salt and pepper
the beans get soft and i add rice
tastes great, but i am not hungry
the entire pot spoiled
nobody was fed
another opportunity wasted
fml

I am once again using only the front layer of the fridge. No idea what's in the back, especially on the lower shelves.

@gambrel said
I found some very sketchy looking asparagus in the fridge today.
You?

There was a time when I used to pick the mould out of the bread before toasting it.

@divegeester said
There was a time when I used to pick the mould out of the bread before toasting it.

Luxury!
I used to toast the mould people people picked out of their bread.

@kevin-eleven said
I am once again using only the front layer of the fridge. No idea what's in the back, especially on the lower shelves.

I'd love to be able to say nice to see you back! 😛 🙂

-VR

@the-gravedigger said
Luxury!
I used to toast the mould people people picked out of their bread.

Oh, we used to dream of havin' a toaster! We had to fry our mould on the exhaust pipe of a delivery van parked by the side of road.

@moonbus said
Oh, we used to dream of havin' a toaster! We had to fry our mould on the exhaust pipe of a delivery van parked by the side of road.

Road!! We'd have to walk ten miles in our bare feet down a little dirt track, just to get sight of a road.

@divegeester said
There was a time when I used to pick the mould out of the bread before toasting it.

I used to think I didn't need to pick off the blue mould BECAUSE I was toasting it.

@relentless-red said
Road!! We'd have to walk ten miles in our bare feet down a little dirt track, just to get sight of a road.

Well, when I say 'road', I mean it were a road for us. We lived in a cardboard box in a pothole.

@moonbus said
Well, when I say 'road', I mean it were a road for us. We lived in a cardboard box in a pothole.

An appropriate spot for a pothead then.👍

@moonbus said
Well, when I say 'road', I mean it were a road for us. We lived in a cardboard box in a pothole.

now a cardboard box would be like living in the ritz, 10 of us kids have to share a crisp packet in the gutter,tea last night was licking the sides of an empty tuna tin.

@badradger said
now a cardboard box would be like living in the ritz, 10 of us kids have to share a crisp packet in the gutter,tea last night was licking the sides of an empty tuna tin.

Luxury!
We used to dream about having tongues.