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Originally posted by c99ux
In 50 minutes it's my 44th birthday.
I gave up smoking 123 days ago.
Is it OK for me to have a cigar at midnight?
Even if you start smoking again...no worries... it's easy to pack up..I've done it hundreds of times. 😀

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Originally posted by Peachy
So... done the handy work...

No need to climb Mount Baldy... to 5-knuckle shuffle.. attack the one-eyed purple headed warrior..? or freeing Willy anymore...?

Am sure you can take a deep breath.. light that cigar.. lope the mule once more.. pull the cord... you can do it!! ram the ham..!! slam the salami.. twang the wire.. peel the banana and Romeo yourself once again!!

After all, its your birthday..
a few more...

Roughing up the suspect
Boxing the clown
Cough your filthy yogurt
Hand to gland combat

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Originally posted by rbmorris
a few more...

Roughing up the suspect
Boxing the clown
Cough your filthy yogurt
Hand to gland combat
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Originally posted by rbmorris
a few more...

Roughing up the suspect
Boxing the clown
Cough your filthy yogurt
Hand to gland combat
Scratch Yoda behind the ears

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Scratch Yoda behind the ears
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Originally posted by mochiron
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Scratch, not bump.

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Originally posted by c99ux
In 50 minutes it's my 44th birthday.
I gave up smoking 123 days ago.
Is it OK for me to have a cigar at midnight?
Only if you don't inhale... 🙂

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Originally posted by Bowmann
It's my guess he has only one mouth, in which case it won't be nearly so bad.
You may be right, Bowmann. Average life expectancy in the states is 77 - *IF* you don't smoke or do drugs!!! 😲

Some of my friends see no reason to live that long... 😉

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No, I didn't smoke the cigar...

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Originally posted by c99ux
No, I didn't smoke the cigar...
Did you at least get the shag?

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Originally posted by c99ux
No, I didn't smoke the cigar...
If you EXACTLY how many days you are off smoking then you really haven't given up. Only time you can say you're deffo off smokes is when asked how long you off them you scratch ahem (ahem) and say 'Dunno about 4 years or so, or is it 5?'

You're glad you didn't smoke I'd say.

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Originally posted by malinga
If you EXACTLY how many days you are off smoking then you really haven't given up. Only time you can say you're deffo off smokes is when asked how long you off them you scratch ahem (ahem) and say 'Dunno about 4 years or so, or is it 5?'

You're glad you didn't smoke I'd say.
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Originally posted by mochiron
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Did you ever hear the one about the two bums walking down the railroad track when a train approaches them?
A guy inside is hanging his ass out the window pinching one off and one bum says to the other "you grab the cigar and I'll slap the face"


(edited for length version)🙄

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Originally posted by rbmorris
a few more...

Roughing up the suspect
Boxing the clown
Cough your filthy yogurt
Hand to gland combat
Wrestling with Polyphemus.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Its my 29th today (24th May) too..

Happy birthday to us!!

Have a cigar for me as well. 😉
I am a week older than you.