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I was perusing the site earlier and I noticed the testimonials. (I know they have been there a while) I thought they were a bit boring so I want to see what you lot can come up with...
Heres my effort:

RHP gives me the power to fight evil wherever I see it. This comes in the form of lazer-eye vision and I have burned many a bank robber's behind.

I know it's pretty rubbish....

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Originally posted by Sariph00
I was perusing the site earlier and I noticed the testimonials. (I know they have been there a while) I thought they were a bit boring so I want to see what you lot can come up with...
Heres my effort:

RHP gives me the power to fight evil wherever I see it. This comes in the form of lazer-eye vision and I have burned many a bank robber's behind.

I know it's pretty rubbish....
RHP gives me a sense of purpose in my life. On more than one occasion it has stopped me from committing suicide! Thank God for RHP!!

🙂

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"Before I came to RHP, my life had no purpose. I was a friendless nerd. Now I bully people who use incorrect spelling or grammar. I have become a success."

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"Hello, I am a Islamic Fundamentalist. I'm breaking Sharia Law by playing here, so you know it must be a great site!"

"Playing Chess here at RHP has released my inner thetans. My Scientology Auditor claims he's never seen such a Clear!"

"I'm homeless, but I stole a laptop just so I could play Chess here at RHP."

"Chess? I thought you said Chest. Dammit, wrong website!"

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"So impressed was I with RHP, that I attempted to seduce the website. My disk drive overloaded, and I am now unable to use my 3.5inch floppy. Anyway, keep up the good work guys!"

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RHP got me fired.

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"I used to hate getting up in the morning. Now, thanks to the amount of time I spend on RHP, I never actually go to bed, so it's no longer an issue!"

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Originally posted by David C
"Hello, I am a Islamic Fundamentalist. I'm breaking Sharia Law by playing here, so you know it must be a great site!"

"Playing Chess here at RHP has released my inner thetans. My Scientology Auditor claims he's never seen such a Clear!"

"I'm homeless, but I stole a laptop just so I could play Chess here at RHP."

"Chess? I thought you said Chest. Dammit, wrong website!"
Priceless!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
RHP got me fired.
At least you didn't give up...