Valentine's Day is nearly here...

Originally posted by Sunburnt
OMG!!!!!!! 😲 I totally believe you.

Well...you should, that's totally legit. I went to a party recently, walked up to some of my friends at the following was said:

*I grab drink, walk over to friends*

Friend: Whatsuuppp mann.

Me: Not much, just heard about this, walked over - I live really close to here.

Friend: Nice...so you gonna get your D wet tonight?

Me: I better..

Friend: Nice...who's your target?

Me: IDK, help me choose

Friend: Well Ashley was good to go, but she just puked...


I spit the truth.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
I feel ya, broseph. Bitches just ain't puttin' out like I want.

I've had quite the opposite problems, I've had two people offer themselves to me in recent memory, one of them wasn't so nice, or sober, and has a kid as well, which is reason enough not too. Another was actually quite nice looking, and sober as well; but she was a bit crazy and with someone already, and i don't do whores.
I can't find anyone nice, who doesn't just want me for my body. 😞

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I've had quite the opposite problems, I've had two people offer themselves to me in recent memory, one of them wasn't so nice, or sober, and has a kid as well, which is reason enough not too. Another was actually quite nice looking, and sober as well; but she was a bit crazy and with someone already, and i don't do whores.
I can't find anyone nice, who doesn't just want me for my body. 😞

I do whores, but not whores with kids.

#2 sounds totally doable, but I guess I can see why you didn't wreck that shiz.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Well...you should, that's totally legit. I went to a party recently, walked up to some of my friends at the following was said:

*I grab drink, walk over to friends*

Friend: Whatsuuppp mann.

Me: Not much, just heard about this, walked over - I live really close to here.

Friend: Nice...so you gonna get your D wet tonight?

Me: I better..

Fr ...[text shortened]... me choose

Friend: Well Ashley was good to go, but she just puked...


I spit the truth.

That's so filthy. You never feel like a total scumbag!!!!!?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Well...you should, that's totally legit. I went to a party recently, walked up to some of my friends at the following was said:

*I grab drink, walk over to friends*

Friend: Whatsuuppp mann.

Me: Not much, just heard about this, walked over - I live really close to here.

Friend: Nice...so you gonna get your D wet tonight?

Me: I better..

Fr me choose

Friend: Well Ashley was good to go, but she just puked...


I spit the truth.

The sad thing is, this all happened online.

Originally posted by rbmorris
The sad thing is, that this all happened online.

I much prefer virtual vomit to the real stuff.

Originally posted by rbmorris
The sad thing is, that this all happened online.

😵

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I've had quite the opposite problems, I've had two people offer themselves to me in recent memory, one of them wasn't so nice, or sober, and has a kid as well, which is reason enough not too. Another was actually quite nice looking, and sober as well; but she was a bit crazy and with someone already, and i don't do whores.
I can't find anyone nice, who doesn't just want me for my body. 😞

What happens if you find a non-crazy, nice looking and sober girl that has no boyfriend, but does have a child?

Originally posted by Pawn Qween
What happens if you find a non-crazy, nice looking and sober girl that has no boyfriend, but does have a child?

I married the one I met😀

Originally posted by duecer
I married the one I met😀

🙂

Closing the door on anyone with a child really does reduce your options these days, doesn't it?

Originally posted by Pawn Qween
🙂

Closing the door on anyone with a child really does reduce your options these days, doesn't it?

it certainly reduces the number of available choices, but I have a stepdad, and he did a pretty good job of being my dad, and he loves my mom, so for me it is a non issue.

Originally posted by duecer
I married the one I met😀

Awwwww. Really, it's not like a plague or something!!!!!

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Awwwww. Really, it's not like a plague or something!!!!!

happily married for 13 1/2 years

Originally posted by Pawn Qween
🙂

Closing the door on anyone with a child really does reduce your options these days, doesn't it?

But you also have to consider Bad wolf's age. Who wants to have family responsibilities as a teenager?

Originally posted by duecer
happily married for 13 1/2 years

Wonderful. 🙂