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    01 Feb '19 14:27
    @moonbus said
    I'm not far behind you, Stees.
    You stalking me? πŸ€” 😲
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    01 Feb '19 19:55
    @great-big-stees said
    You stalking me? πŸ€” 😲
    No, not you. Your toupee.
  3. Subscribermoonbus
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    01 Feb '19 19:56
    @wolfe63 said
    I've heard that black beetle dung mixed with stale chianti can make dormant follicles lively once again.

    Oh yeah, and one also has to munch a BLT under an umbrella in June to get the full effect.
    πŸ˜ƒ
    If that fails, try stump water, and a dead cat, at midnight.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    01 Feb '19 20:08
    @wolfe63 said
    I've heard that black beetle dung mixed with stale chianti can make dormant follicles lively once again.

    Oh yeah, and one also has to munch a BLT under an umbrella in June to get the full effect.
    πŸ˜ƒ
    Please provide more details sir about the kind of umbrella required.
  5. Standard memberMudfinger
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    01 Feb '19 23:53
    @mister-moggy said
    trying biotin and saw palmetto. will see if in six months if they regrow a bit of hair on my thinning head.
    How 'bout you just stop scratchin' your guddammit head so damn hard?
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    02 Feb '19 11:03
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Please provide more details sir about the kind of umbrella required.
    Required:
    - One imported umbrella from Cherbourg. Decorative.
    - Orange and red olefin canopy supported by mahogany stem.
    - Gripped by carved ivory handle resembling bearded leprechaun.

    - Optional: Raven haired kewpie doll to hang from support rib.
    (One with alopecia needs all affordable luck.) πŸ™‚
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    02 Feb '19 16:06
    @wolfe63 said
    Required:
    - One imported umbrella from Cherbourg. Decorative.
    - Orange and red olefin canopy supported by mahogany stem.
    - Gripped by carved ivory handle resembling bearded leprechaun.

    - Optional: Raven haired kewpie doll to hang from support rib.
    (One with alopecia needs all affordable luck.) πŸ™‚
    Save your "dough" and use some newspaper held over your head. You can get plenty on garbage/recycling day.
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    04 Feb '19 10:32
    @great-big-stees said
    Save your "dough" and use some newspaper held over your head. You can get plenty on garbage/recycling day.
    Plenty on garbage day?
    Must be sour dough. πŸ˜›
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