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Here's why I'll be supporting Italy on Sunday......

England lost their quarter final match against Portugal, who subsequently went on to lose to France.

England can no longer lay claim to being put out by the eventual winners. If France lose the final, Sven won't even be able to lay claim to being put out by the team who was put out by the winners. They'll be seperated from the champs by two tiers of shiteness.

If you recall, Italy were in Scotlands qualifying group. So in the event of an Italian victory, Scotland will be seperated by the World champions by only one tier of shiteness.

I think we're all agreed that one tier of shiteness is better than two tiers of shiteness.

So I want Italy to win, to prove to the world once and for all what I know in my heart to be true...

"Scotland are better than England, England just got a softer draw this time."

Viva Italia





Furthermore, to say bollox to the Auld Alliance, one might think a little more to be necessary.

If Italy win.....

Last time Scotland played the World Champions, they drew 1-1

Last time England played the World Champions, they lost 2-1

(So ipso facto, infer what you wanto)


However, if the froggies nail it........

Last time England played the World Champions, they lost 2-1

Last time Scotland played the World Champions, they got humped 5-0

(not so jocko frondlo)




The last thing I'll say on the matter is Italy to win for the symmetry.

West Germany won the cup in Italy, seems only fair that Italy win it in Germany.

If you think this is all anglo-bashing.....

If France lose, England can retain a little more company in the list of pissy countries that can only lift the trophy when they host the comp.

That'll be nice for my fellow Britons won't it? πŸ˜‰



Italy - The thinking Jock's choice. 😡

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[b]Evviva l'Italia!!!

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Originally posted by thetank444
Here's why I'll be supporting Italy on Sunday......

England lost their quarter final match against Portugal, who subsequently went on to lose to France.

England can no longer lay claim to being put out by the eventual winners. If France lose the final, Sven won't even be able to lay claim to being put out by the team who was put out by the winners. ...[text shortened]... ice for my fellow Britons won't it? πŸ˜‰



Italy - The thinking Jock's choice. 😡
Out of interest, what was the score when Scotland last played England?

**Please note: This isn't Jockophobia, I really don't know

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Originally posted by thetank444
If France lose the final, Sven won't even be able to lay claim to being put out by the team who was put out by the winners. They'll be seperated from the champs by two tiers of shiteness.
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You know, if the english press weren't such a bunch of pushing idiots, england would have had Scolari as the coach this WC. That's gotta hurt the english pride!

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Originally posted by stocken
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You know, if the english press weren't such a bunch of pushing idiots, england would have had Scolari as the coach this WC. That's gotta hurt the english pride!

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Yes, you'd think. Except the ingenious fanbase behind P. Scolari's dug out in the Portugal game sang:

'Who fookin' are you?';

and (best of all):

'You'll ne-ver man-age England!'.

English football fans don't do irony, but if they did, it'd be...

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Originally posted by thetank444
Here's why I'll be supporting Italy on Sunday......
Well for me:

1 It is the best, most beautiful country in the world
2 The people are amazing
3 The women are gorgeous (completely unattainable however)
4 The language is like living poetry
5 The weather is like a summer holiday
6 The architecture of even a hilltop village is a joy to behold
7 Even basic cuisine is like a five star gourmet dinner

All this and more makes up for the fact that you need gold bars to afford to live here, they have next to no understanding of the concept of vegetarianism and like I said, the women are impossible to get anywhere with.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin

Out of interest, what was the score when Scotland last played England?

**Please note: This isn't Jockophobia, I really don't know
Scotland won!

(aggregate schmaggregate, Scotland triumphed over 90 minutes at Wembley.)