Well, my friends, I fell victim to a scam in a Walmart parking lot that I feel obligated to warn the rest of you about.
I came out of the store and was loading my car, when I was approached by two very attactive young women. They were wearing skimpy little skirts and tank tops. They starting washing my windshield. I thought that they might be local college girls trying to raise money for some cause or just making money for themselves. When I tried to tip them, they refused and ask for a ride to another Walmart. It seems that their school is having a car wash at a different Walmart, but they took the bus to the wrong one. So, I agreed to give them a ride to the other store. After getting in my car, they began kissing and fondling each other. Seeing my aroused state, one of them began performing oral sex on me! Here's the scam- while I was distracted, the other one took my wallet! Of course, I didn't notice until it was too late.
Be very careful my friends. I fell victim to this scam on the 10th, 12th, 15th, twice on the 17th, and twice again today. I might even fall victim to them again this weekend or as soon as Walmart has wallets back in stock.