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Originally posted by ark13
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"Oh no, look out, here comes Mochiron!!!"

Mochiron ate the walrus.

"Better than dolphin," said he...

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Originally posted by ark13
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I tale of emotions, suspense, violence, passion, and a lesson in integrity. How utterly raw, complex, and beautiful.

:'(

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Sometimes walri swim upside down so they look more like goats.

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Isn't that walress?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Oh you're right. My biology was always below par. Once I caught a falling bunsen burner and was left with a blister on my hand that looked like a maggot that I used to scare this really stupid boy at school. That's how bad my biology was.

So, what do you get if you cross a Walress and a Goat?
If it's a scottish billy goat: William Walress

Sorry, that's bleedin awful, I apologise.

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I am the walrus,goo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoob joob.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Isn't that walress?
Walra.

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Arf arf, arf. Flop. Arf, arf arf? Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf! Flop flop, arf. Arf.

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Every time Nordlys speaks we hear a walrus.

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"Hey, have you been working out? Looks like you've lost a lot of blubber."

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Walra.
Walrix?