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I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
I'm a bit long in the tooth for this sort of quiz

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
The best thing about walri is that they have many previously-hidden talents, such as playing tennis and chess. The worse thing about walri is my deep-seated fear that a randomly-selected walrus from a zoo could still beat me at both. The average thing about walri is that the majority of them are average. I'm not a Certified Walrus Hygienist and so I'm not qualified to perform the last part.

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
A) They don't compete with me for living space.
B) Their luxurious moustaches are cooler than mine.
C) Their shape. Kinda fishlike.
D) Male or female walrus? It depends.

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
1. Arf!
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Originally posted by Nordlys
1. Arf!
2. Arf arf, arf!?
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Originally posted by Nordlys
1. Arf!
2. Arf arf, arf!?
3. Arf.
4. Arf arf.
Need a little guidance. Is it better
to be obscene or 'obsurd' ?

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Ark13 is turned on by used baby diapers...ewwww...

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
1) They have tusks
2) They are afraid of monkeys
3) Their life expectancy
4) No

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
What will the marketing company gain from the survey results?

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Originally posted by adramforall
What will the marketing company gain from the survey results?
They'll remove the worst part, spruce up the average part and invest in improving the best part to make uberwalri.

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm getting paid a few dollars by a marketing company to give this short survey to some acquaintances. Could you guys help?

What's the best thing about walri?
What's the worst thing about walri?
What's the most average thing about walri?
Would you ever consider giving a walrus a sponge bath?

Thanks for your help!
The good things? The taste... Sashimi, sushi, shabushabu...
The list of good things about them is very long here in Japan.

The bad things... the bowels.

Average is the price, about $12 for a nice meal with a good selection of bits prepared in a few different ways.

Sponge bath? No, sorry, I don't play with my food.

EDIT: You could probably get Noodles to give them a sponge bath, she's into that kind of stuff...

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Originally posted by adramforall
What will the marketing company gain from the survey results?
I really don't know. They said something about a new line of sponges...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Ark13 is turned on by used baby diapers...ewwww...
Damn it, you figured it out. 😳

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