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http://www.drennor.com/flash/comedy/misc/horoscope.htm

Yup. Yoghurt weaving. Say no moer. [Is that a German word?}

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Say no moer. [Is that a German word?}
"moer"? No.

I'll never find happiness. :'(

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"moer"? No.

I'll never find happiness. :'(
The Beatles said "Happiness is a Warm Gun". Perhaps you should check that out. 😕

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
The Beatles said "Happiness is a Warm Gun". Perhaps you should check that out. 😕
My horoscope says I'll never find happiness, so I won't waste my time trying.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My horoscope says I'll never find happiness, so I won't waste my time trying.
WOW! Sorry Nord. 🙁
I never read that far into it.
I think you have been subjected to zodiacal misrepresentation or maybe astral discrimination.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
WOW! Sorry Nord. 🙁
I never read that far into it.
I think you have been subjected to zodiacal misrepresentation or maybe astral discrimination.
😉 Actually the reason why I won't find happiness is probably that I have already found it, so it's not really a problem.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
😉 Actually the reason why I won't find happiness is probably that I have already found it, so it's not really a problem.
"If It Makes You Happy"

I've been long, a long way from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos,
And drank til I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle, Marilyn's shampoo
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen

Well, o.k. I made this up
I promised you I'd never give up

[Chorus]
If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad

You get down, real low down
You listen to Coltrane, derail your own train
Well who hasn't been there before?
I come round, around the hard way
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread
And serve you french toast again

Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home

[Chorus]

We've been far, far away from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos
And everywhere in between
Well, o.k. we get along
So what if right now everything's wrong?

[Chorus]

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"moer"? No.

I'll never find happiness. :'(
Good thing I live on the first floor. Falling out of a window won't be such a big deal.