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I have a feeling that this thread won't survive long.

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Originally posted by 7172mill
i've been planning over 5555555555111111111111 death escapes asashole
My suggestion is that you stop planning escapes and then try again. You never know, it might just work this time.

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Originally posted by Starrman
So, back to the suicide thing. Are you going to do it or are you too chicken?
I think they are chicken.

Edit - they can however use some of my generic toilet paper just in case they carp themselves

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Originally posted by 7172mill
i want to die
Why?

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Wtf? What a bizarre thread. Kinda pisses all over my Friday night exploits here. 😕

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Originally posted by adramforall
I think they are chicken.

Edit - they can however use some of my generic toilet paper just in case they carp themselves
Your generic toilet paper serves as protection from Koi?

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Why?
Apparently they found out their dad was an anonymous sperm donor and their mother was dead when they were conceived as the clinic used the donor eggs of a woman who died 50 year ago.

🙂

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Originally posted by Starrman
Your generic toilet paper serves as protection from Koi?
Sure does, nothing worse than a carp up the ass! 🙂

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Originally posted by adramforall
Sure does, nothing worse than a carp up the ass! 🙂
Hows about a conga eel?! 😲

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Originally posted by adramforall
Sure does, nothing worse than a carp up the ass! 🙂
I can imagine! Almost as bad as OCD and chips.

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I think we have one disturbed little puppy on our hands.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Hows about a conga eel?! 😲
Keep your fantasies to yourself lol

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Originally posted by adramforall
Keep your fantasies to yourself lol
Ooops! Freudian slip, one might say. 😳

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Originally posted by adramforall
Apparently they found out their dad was an anonymous sperm donor and their mother was dead when they were conceived as the clinic used the donor eggs of a woman who died 50 year ago.

🙂
Are they more than one person?

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Originally posted by boarman
I think we have one disturbed little puppy on our hands.
He's a kid. Kids say stupid stuff they don't mean all the time.