wardrobe

I ASKED THE LION IN MY WARDROBE WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE.

HE SAID ITS NARNIA BUSINESS

@badradger said
I ASKED THE LION IN MY WARDROBE WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE.

HE SAID ITS NARNIA BUSINESS

Was he shouting?

@divegeester said
Was he shouting?

ROARING

@badradger
I was stuck inA traffic jam in Washington dc the que went on forever a guy tapped on my window so I asked him if he knew what the problem was he said....Trump has been captured by terrorists and they are threatening to pour petrol over him and burn him to death unless thet recieved 20million$, so I asked him why he was tapping on car windows, he relied that many of them where asking for donations ....so I asked what was the average amount each car owner donated....he thought for a moment then replied "around a gallon"

why does a chicken coop have two doors?
because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan