08 Oct 05
Originally posted by Vivaldimaybe you could light some candles on your cake,😉😉😉
Warning
Please note that when you light a disposable lighter you must not use it by your face.
that is what is written on my lighter, lucky for me I have purchest my lighter to burn down a school and not to spark a spliff 😛
08 Oct 05
Originally posted by VivaldiIt should say do not use a disposable lighter while applying hairsray.
Warning
Please note that when you light a disposable lighter you must not use it by your face.
that is what is written on my lighter, lucky for me I have purchest my lighter to burn down a school and not to spark a spliff 😛
Very unfortunate incedent that was. 😞
08 Oct 05
Originally posted by VivaldiAn elderly lady walked her dog on Sunday morning once.
Warning
Please note that when you light a disposable lighter you must not use it by your face.
that is what is written on my lighter, lucky for me I have purchest my lighter to burn down a school and not to spark a spliff 😛
The clouds thickened and rain poured down like nobody’s business.
The poor dog gotten all wet from nose to tail.
The elderly lady got home, placed her beloved wet dog in the microwave
to dry him up real fast. The dog received the shock of his life, as he
boiled from the insides out till he died.
The elderly lady sued the microwave company for not placing a warning
on her microwave that states:
“Do Not Dry Pets In Microwave”
The elderly lady received $5,000,000 in compensation.
On bags of roasted nuts it states this warning:
“This product may contain nuts” .
The world has gotten mad..
