We hate Man U and We hate Man U..............

Q: What do you have when 100 Manchester United Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What do Manchester United Fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q.What have a three pin plug and Man U got in common?
A.They're both useless in Europe.


Anyone know any more?

Name 3 football teams with swear words in their names...

Sc**thorpe..

Arsenal

And f**king ManU

Sorry for the language, I did my best to make it clean...

how many man U fans does it take to paint a wall red?
depends how hard you throw them..

Originally posted by Asher123
how many man U fans does it take to paint a wall red?
depends how hard you throw them..

I love your new cow zoe

Originally posted by purclecow
i don't like football but that was funny😵

there was a test conducted on different club's fans to see how intelligent they were. Brought in a Chelsea fan and asked him to count to ten. So he goes 123456.....7................8....................9...................10 he finally manages
they ask an arsenal fan to count to ten so he goes: 12345..6....7......8.........9.................................10
they ask a manU fan to count to ten so he goes: 123456789 10
everybody is shocked so they ask him if he can count on, so the fan says : "Sure!!! Jack queen king ace"

Why did Hitler exterminate the jewish ManU fans first?

He didn't think Europe would mind!

What do you call all the children of ManU supporters that go to school?

An absolute waste of public money!

What did BinLaden say when he found out that 1500 ManU fans died in the 9/11 attack?

Allah will forgive me!