Week 2 Bible study is not on Assurance of Salvatio

Now that RHP has an official contradiction, we are logically free to believe anything we like, since anything follows from a false premise. By providing this contradiction, I have saved the religious contingent from certain irrationality. Thus I am your salvation.

Another one! W00t!

Originally posted by royalchicken
Now that RHP has an official contradiction, we are logically free to believe anything we like, since anything follows from a false premise. By providing this contradiction, I have saved the religious contingent from certain irrationality. Thus I am your salvation.

Another one! W00t!

Originally posted by royalchicken
Come on now RC! Enough of that silliness. We all know that if Jesus is the Way (see www.jesus-is-savior.com), and ''the Way'' is a silly pop song by a band named after a porn flick, then among other things Jesus' creator is named after an obscure porn flick.

Originally posted by royalchicken
um royal chicken ur cumpleatly insane you should have a relationship with Jesus not make fun of his Dad

Originally posted by royalchicken
Who let this lightweight into the forums?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Now now, royalchicken, let's be nice. royalchicken is not a lightweight, he's merely very convinced of his beliefs. I think he's wrong too, but why don't we try to explain our point of view in a sane and rational way?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Well, RC, I think your initial post is a little bit silly. However, I do agree that the best way to deal with royalchicken's misguided beliefs is to get a better idea of what they are so that we can have an honest discussion. Where to start?

Originally posted by royalchicken
ur not very nice so GOD will convect up on you unless you have a relationship with Jesus then you can be as meen to me as you want because ull be Salivated anyway.

EDIT this post is about the Assurance of Salivation so please dont discontradict what I am saying but please read Letters, Numbers and Glyphs 32:14 and Roger 2:21.

Originally posted by royalchicken
royalchicken, why don't you give us a paraphrase or even better an interpretation of those verses, so we can talk to you and not a text.

Originally posted by royalchicken
Don't be stupid, RC. RC won't do that; he's busy avoiding the heated spitballs of the Lord.

heres what you need to read from Dodgy Poetry 1:2437

''And the Lord saith unto Job:
'Come to Heaven, then disrobe
contrary to what clergy say,
this, not JC, is The Way'.''

which means don't be religious because God said the religious leaders are wrong too

Originally posted by royalchicken
I hope we can discuss this more, royalchicken, and I hope royalchicken will also be open to further discussion, but I have to go and shower now.

Originally posted by royalchicken
Funny. I have to go shower now too.

Originally posted by royalchicken
then you wont get salivated Holy Hygiene 25:17

''Jesus wasn't clean and neat; he never bathed save for his feet.''

Originally posted by royalchicken
RC, I thought I had today off, so I can talk to you and RC in the forums all afternoon if I see fit.