Week 3 Pimpin' Study be on Keepin' It Fair
Week 1 we learned how to keep it real.
Week 2 we learned how to keep it clear.
Dis week we gonna study up on how to keep it fair.
What do we gotta keep fair? Tha stable. That's right,
when you be layin' down tha law, you gotta be doin'
it so no ho's be gettin' shortchanged, ya feelin' me?
I ain't sayin' you gotz to treat all yo' ho's tha very same,
like when you buy a new pair of shoes for one, you
gotta get 'em all some new shoes. No, that ain't it at all.
What I mean is you can't go givin' no special treatment
to this ho or that ho, just cuz you like this one or don't
like that one.
Let me show you what kinda mess you gonna have on
yo' hands if you try to play favorites. Say you got
one real fine lookin' ho and tha rest of tha stable
be all jealous. Now you already got some tension there,
so tha last thing you wanna do is make it even worse.
If you always be lettin' that same fine ho always sit
up in tha front seat wit you when you roll, and all them
nasty ones gotz to sit in tha back, you just gonna make
'em madder. Sooner or later, they gonna get in a fight,
start scratchin' each otha and pullin' each othaz hair out.
Then look what you left wit: a bunch scraggly lookin'
ho's that ain't gonna bring in no money, plus you gotta
be peelin' mad billz offa yo' roll so they can go to tha
salon and get all fixed up right.
Let's look at what would have happened if you had used
yo' strong pimpin' mind and kept it fair. If you ain't give
no special treatment to tha fine ho, them nasty ones
ain't gonna be jealous no mo'. Them ho's is gonna have
mo' time to get down to bidness instead of fightin' it out,
make mo' money, plus you ain't gotta be shellin' out no
hard earned money fo' no repairs, ya feel?
So yo, if you wanna keep tha peace, you gotz to keep it fair.
It's in tha best interest of tha stable, tha pimp, and tha game.
Review Exercises
1. Say you overhear two of yo' ho's gossippin' about a third ho,
sayin' you like her best cuz you always be givin' her extra money
to get her nails done. What's tha best way to relieve this tension?
2. If two of yo' ho's each bring in $1000 one night, and a third one
only come back wit $50, which is tha fairest thing fo' tha whole stable?
A. Take 'em all to Dairy Queen.
B. Take only tha top earners to Dairy Queen.
Justify yo' answer, fool! I might be layin' a trick question down on
all you amateurs!
Next week's study be on Tools of tha Trade.
Dr. Cribs
Originally posted by CribsYo yo, you be takin' em all to tha DQ but you only be buyin' da DQ productz fo' tha high earners, to maximizzitate tha jealousy. Tha trick question is that one would expect, based on the lesson, that we should be 'fair' and buy for them all. However, the stable is a business and should operate like one.
Week 3 Pimpin' Study be on Keepin' It Fair
Week 1 we learned how to keep it real.
Week 2 we learned how to keep it clear.
Dis week we gonna study up on how to keep it fair.
What do we gotta keep fair? Tha stable. That's right,
w ...[text shortened]... rs!
Next week's study be on Tools of tha Trade.
Dr. Cribs
Originally posted by CribsHi Dr. Crib,
Week 3 Pimpin' Study be on Keepin' It Fair
Week 1 we learned how to keep it real.
Week 2 we learned how to keep it clear.
Dis week we gonna study up on how to keep it fair.
What do we gotta keep fair? Tha stable. That's right,
when you be layin' down tha law, you gotta be doin'
it so no ho's be gettin' shortchanged, ya feelin' me?
I ain't ...[text shortened]... estion down on
all you amateurs!
Next week's study be on Tools of tha Trade.
Dr. Cribs
I must say that your post was in very poor taste and offensive to those of us who like to see the humanity in people rather than what we can get out of them....ho's or not.
I highly recommend you read the Gender Agender thread in the general forum started by 15 year old, looking for some sense of dignity and respect from this chess community. I wonder how you would justify your stance to such a person.
Sincerely,
Sangeeta
Originally posted by SangeetaIt is comments and sentiments such as this, recently
Hi Dr. Crib,
I must say that your post was in very poor taste and offensive to those of us who like to see the humanity in people rather than what we can get out of them....ho's or not.
Sincerely,
Sangeeta
observed in the forums but directed toward Christians
rather than pimps, that led to me choosing this particular
topic for this week's lesson. Perhaps you should reread
it. Maybe you will learn something. Otherwise, you
are free to leave class whenever you wish. This thread
is for my open-minded and dedicated students who wish
to learn something.
Dr. Cribs
Originally posted by CribsDr. Crib,
It is comments and sentiments such as this, recently
observed in the forums but directed toward Christians
rather than pimps, that led to me choosing this particular
topic for this week's lesson. Perhaps you should reread
it. Maybe you ...[text shortened]... and dedicated students who wish
to learn something.
Dr. Cribs
I've always been the type that learns best outside the classroom rather than the inside and the lessons i've gotten from the outside world seem to suggest what you are trying to do here in the "guise" of a teaching is nothing less than degrading to others.
I believe that teachers have moral responsibility to not only be an example for thier students, but also to empower thier students-- you unfortunately have done none of these.
You say you are doing this under some umbrella of "nobility" so that people with open minds can learn something...well you know what my favorite teacher in school use to say to us--having TOO open a mind is like having a hole in your head....finally i understand the wisdom in his words....thanks for this opportunity.
Originally posted by kirksey957i hope that in devoting this lesson you will explain how parents should deal with the unsavory elements of degradation towards and exploitation of women - even here on RHP.
President Cribs, in a way this lesson is quite relevent to many of the parenting issues that parents struggle with in terms of playing favorites and how to be fair to all. I will devote a lesson to that in the parenting thread. Thank you for your inspiration.
in friendship,
prad
Originally posted by SangeetaAs President of the Ivory Tower, I hereby expel you
Dr. Crib,
I've always been the type that learns best outside the classroom rather than the inside and the lessons i've gotten from the outside world seem to suggest what you are trying to do here in the "guise" of a teaching is noth ...[text shortened]... er thier students-- you unfortunately have done none of these.
from all further classes that I teach, due to your
ignorant and closed-minded attitude, both of which
will only serve to obstruct our goal of imparting
knowledge unto those who wish to learn.
Dr. Cribs
P.S. If you had read my lesson from last week, you
would know that it is more productive to string
your thoughts together with reason and logic than
with dots and dashes. I guess that's just another
life lesson you will have to learn outside of the
classroom.
Originally posted by CribsSorry dude....I'm sticking around! Someone needs to take the high road in defense of ho's and all people!
As President of the Ivory Tower, I hereby expel you
from all further classes that I teach, due to your
ignorant and closed-minded attitude, both of which
will only serve to obstruct our goal of imparting
knowledge unto those who wish to learn.
Dr. Cribs
I think this might be an instance where the the teacher should become the student! 😉
Sangeeta
Originally posted by SangeetaOk, let me summarize what I have learned
Sorry dude....I'm sticking around! Someone needs to take the high road in defence of ho's and all people! I think this might be an instance where the the teacher should become the student! 😉
Sangeeta
from you so far.
1. All of our posters should be respected.
2. Except pimps who post about pimping.
3. The primary purpose of my lesson is to degrade.
Two of these points are contradictory to each other,
and one is false. What motiviation would I have
to keep learning from you if all you have to teach
is nonsense or untrue?
Dr. Cribs