So I'm in Jacksonville Florida at the moment for business. Well my company is apparently extremely cheap. They couldn't spend an extra $200 on a decent place for me to sleep, so I'm stuck in this seedy little motel.
Needless to say, I'm pretty pissed, so I went outside for a walk and I end up in a bar downtown. Some beers later I'm feeling a bit tipsy. There's this chick standing in around the pool tables in this tiny skirt. She must have been about 22 (I'm 43), but for some reason she kept looking over at me.
I kind of dismissed it, thinking that no young girl would want an older guy like me. About 20 minutes later, she sits down beside me and starts chatting me up. We talked for a while, and then I told her that my company wouldn't spend some extra money on me, so I was staying in this sleazy motel. Eventually she asked if I wanted to sleep at her place. Naturally, I jumped at the idea, and we left the bar.
So as we're walking to her house, these three guys show up. I stop and she keeps walking and joins these thugs. So two of them rush me, and rip off my jacket, and the other one pulls out a crowbar or something. I'm struggling to get away from these bastards, and I end up with my face smashed through some shops window. So while I'm through the glass, I spy this gigantic candle. This thing must've weight at least 10 pounds. It was thick as hell. So I grab the candle, and swing it at one of the guys heads and knocked him out. One of the other bastards pulls out a knife, and I'm thinking to myself, great, this guy's got a switchblade, and I've got a candle. Jacksonville's a really screwed up place.
So this guy with a knife lunges at me and I jump out of the way. And here's where the entire night just went to hell. The guy without a knife runs up behind me an
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Originally posted by schakuhrZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
So I'm in Jacksonville Florida at the moment for business. Well my company is apparently extremely cheap. They couldn't spend an extra $200 on a decent place for me to sleep, so I'm stuck in this seedy little motel.
Needless to say, I'm pretty pissed, so I went outside for a walk and I end up in a bar downtown. Some beers later I'm feeling a bit tipsy. T ...[text shortened]... he entire night just went to hell. The guy without a knife runs up behind me an
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Originally posted by schakuhrsomebody check the Jacksonville morgue just to make sure he didn't bleed to death while typing this up.......
So I'm in Jacksonville Florida at the moment for business. Well my company is apparently extremely cheap. They couldn't spend an extra $200 on a decent place for me to sleep, so I'm stuck in this seedy little motel.
Needless to say, I'm pretty pissed, so I went outside for a walk and I end up in a bar downtown. Some beers later I'm feeling a bit tipsy. T ...[text shortened]... he entire night just went to hell. The guy without a knife runs up behind me an
