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Well, Chuck Norris has invaded my school

Well, Chuck Norris has invaded my school

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I never thought it would happen, but Chuck Norris's unexplainable comeback has reached my high school. And it's not just gamer nerds that are telling these jokes, many people are. Strange world we live in...

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Originally posted by ark13
I never thought it would happen, but Chuck Norris's unexplainable comeback has reached my high school. And it's not just gamer nerds that are telling these jokes, many people are. Strange world we live in...
I hope he didn't bring any Arctic Monkeys with him, for your sake.

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Originally posted by ark13
I never thought it would happen, but Chuck Norris's unexplainable comeback has reached my high school. And it's not just gamer nerds that are telling these jokes, many people are. Strange world we live in...
Its weird

the same thing just started happening at my school.

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Originally posted by guitarguy1
Its weird

the same thing just started happening at my school.
Blame the internet.

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Found this on the official Chuck Norris website:

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

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This one really is a fact though:

After taking the first steps on the moon and saying the immortal words, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind", Neil Armstrong looked to his right, only to see Chuck Norris there on the moon, sitting on a lawn chair drinking a beer. "Giant leap, my ass", Chuck replied.

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Originally posted by ark13
I never thought it would happen, but Chuck Norris's unexplainable comeback has reached my high school. And it's not just gamer nerds that are telling these jokes, many people are. Strange world we live in...
What Chuck jokes?

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Well that's good to hear. At least you'll have someone roundhousing knives out of criminals hands, is you should ever find yourself in that position.

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Originally posted by lausey
Found this on the official Chuck Norris website:

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make ...[text shortened]... ders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
There's optimism for you. Go for it, Chuck. You can always roundhouse the bejeasus out of those lit critics...

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Originally posted by ark13
Blame the internet.
Remember those wholesome good old days, when the internet was used mainly for chess, pinching top music, and downloading pornography?

Ahh... those were the days.😞