if george carlin would've been on rhp, he would've been called a bully and a pfc clique member. and I'm pretty sure he would've been quite proud of that.
"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic f'n hatreds!"
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up."
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
"So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherf***r. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. "
"God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile."
"Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers."
"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."
"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. "
I miss him. :'(
Originally posted by wormwoodSome fancy footwork there to post George Carlin quotes on these forums...
if george carlin would've been on rhp, he would've been called a bully and a pfc clique member. and I'm pretty sure he would've been quite proud of that.
"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic f'n hatreds!"
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"You can’t fight City Hall, but you ...[text shortened]... ecause you have to be asleep to believe it. "
I miss him. :'(
