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Who post's over the local limit?

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Originally posted by Wajoma
Who post's over the local limit?
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Originally posted by Wajoma
Who post's over the local limit?
Some people's do, some people's dont.

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Originally posted by Wajoma
Who post's over the local limit?
Bartender, this lad's had enough!

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Bartender, this lad's had enough!
Yeah, I got lost at the title.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Yeah, I got lost at the title.
As did the author.

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Originally posted by Wajoma
Who post's over the local limit?
why the apostrophe?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
why the apostrophe?
It's a contraction of posthumous.

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Only just dared look back in here and an apostrophe in posts is big relief.

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Originally posted by Wajoma
Only just dared look back in here and an apostrophe in posts is big relief.
be not afraid my son,
and dive straight into the pit...
the demons cannot harm you,
as long as you don't step in the shlt...

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Originally posted by rookie54
be not afraid my son,
and dive straight into the pit...
the demons cannot harm you,
as long as you don't step in the shlt...
Benny Bell - Shaving Cream

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

My old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked inside my kit
I thought i would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
And if anyone of you feel offended
Push your head in a bucket of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Benny Bell - Shaving Cream

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I l ...[text shortened]... clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ffkDf0ol4
oh my gawd, chesspraxis,
spit that out right quick!!!
it ain't shaving cream,
it's pure horseshlt!!!

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Originally posted by rookie54
oh my gawd, chesspraxis,
spit that out right quick!!!
it ain't shaving cream,
it's pure...Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
!!!
fix'd 😕