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Whan-King, or Math-debating

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
Whan King was a minor official during the reign of Cao Cao, during the three kingdoms period of Chinese history.
I like to debate the issues, not math. Math is so ...hmmm...whats that...HE MEANS WHAT!!!!!
ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
I'm caca for Cao-Cao puffs.

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ignore these guys, Jim - here's the real deal:

female teachers love it when their adolescent male students get a crush on them - it makes them feel young again. they get wet just thinking about playing the 'older woman' and showing some young buck the ropes. so, get your hand off it, and start thinking about how you're gonna get some good teacher. the first approach is to approach her in a quiet moment and inform her that you are very attracted to her blah blah blah and ask her out for coffee or something.
but what they really want is for their young buck to take charge so...if you have the cajones for it...approach her at a quiet time when you are unlikely to be disturbed and say something like: 'Miss [her name], get down on your knees and worship my monster c*ck'
results guaranteed*

*results may differ from those advertised, but they will nonetheless be results...

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Originally posted by dfm65
ignore these guys, Jim - here's the real deal:

female teachers love it when their adolescent male students get a crush on them - it makes them feel young again. they get wet just thinking about playing the 'older woman' and showing some young buck the ropes. so, get your hand off it, and start thinking about how you're gonna get some good teacher. the f ...[text shortened]... uaranteed*

*results may differ from those advertised, but they will nonetheless be results...
Are you speaking from experience here? 😲

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Look up Leona May Bobbit, she's got the cure.

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Originally posted by dfm65
'Miss [her name], get down on your knees and worship my monster c*ck'
results guaranteed*

*results may differ from those advertised, but they will nonetheless be results...
It always worked for me.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hang yourself.
INXS would like to have a word with you.