What are you listening to?

Originally posted by Starrman
He needs a pharyngeal plug.

A paperweight brucking followed by a coup de grace inflicted with a barrage of staples to the face should do the job.

Originally posted by Starrman
He doesn't smoke. Perhaps I could set him on fire....

I didn't mean his mucus.

Set him on fire with your devilish charm, tiger.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I didn't mean his mucus.

Set him on fire with your devilish charm, tiger.

He's not my type. In fact I think he may even be asexual and thus immune to my powers of persuasion.

Originally posted by royalchicken
A paperweight brucking followed by a coup de grace inflicted with a barrage of staples to the face should do the job.

Too much energy for too little reward.

Originally posted by Starrman
He's not my type. In fact I think he may even be asexual and thus immune to my powers of persuasion.

Perhaps you could distract him with brightly coloured objects, like the trolls you keep in your drawers.

Originally posted by Starrman
Too much energy for too little reward.

Roundhouse kick to the face, then?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Roundhouse kick to the face, then?

Hmm, I could go all Chuck Norris on his @ss.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Perhaps you could distract him with brightly coloured objects, like the trolls you keep in your drawers.

I think he may be colourblind, as well as mentally retarded.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Perhaps you could distract him with brightly coloured objects, like the trolls you keep in your drawers.

Yes, use that bright red nocturnal troll.

Originally posted by Starrman
Hmm, I could go all Chuck Norris on his @ss.

Lure him to the restroom with a piece of cheese, then give him a good bog-washing.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Lure him to the restroom with a piece of cheese, then give him a good bog-washing.

Hmm, he may be vegan. Perhaps a pak choi would be equally alluring.

Originally posted by Starrman
Hmm, he may be vegan. Perhaps a pak choi would be equally alluring.

Why takes chances? A wedge of Stilton in your left hand, a pak choi in your right...face lit up with a winning smile as you back out of the office...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why takes chances? A wedge of Stilton in your left hand, a pak choi in your right...face lit up with a winning smile as you back out of the office...

Dammit, now his equally deficient line manager has turned up. I doubt the pak choi ploy will work, stilton or no.

Originally posted by Starrman
Dammit, now his equally deficient line manager has turned up. I doubt the pak choi ploy will work, stilton or no.

Turn on the music...

Death In June, Heilige Tod