My dad was tripping and thought it was a magic beetle and tried to eat it.
Is that some sort of infected cut? (literal truth - one mom asked that of an ankle tat).
And for your next birthday, how about a motorcycle?
At least you're not drunk and pregnant.
Dear God, Nooooooooooooooooo!
Hey, they told me to do what I like with the inheritance from Grandma.
I ate them.
I couldn't understand my father, his mouth was full and his tongue was busy 😉.
I didn't really pay attention. The TV. was on.
I like it ... but I still think your fathers/mothers is better.
I was genetically engineered and grown in a beaker. My lab tech thinks it's cool, though.
Move over, it's my turn.
Mum's always too tied up in the kitchen to notice!
My dad stabbed me, but that's ok, because my mom dropped the gun when she saw the blood.
My mom forced me to get it.
My mom held my hand while they did it.
Nothing ... I told them that it was your idea.
Nothing, after I cut out their tongues.
Nothing. They still haven't gotten over my leather fetish.
Parents? I was raised by dingoes.
So what do you think [insert name of person presently asking] will say?
They only shrieked as the car spun out of control and careened off the embankment.
They're happy I'm upholding the family tradition.
This was a great idea for a family outing.
Well that was stupid!
Well, they're dead.
Where can I get one of those?
Who do you think did it?
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Originally posted by genius???
My dad was tripping and thought it was a magic beetle and tried to eat it.
Is that some sort of infected cut? (literal truth - one mom asked that of an ankle tat).
And for your next birthday, how about a motorcycle?
At least you're not drunk and pregnant.
Dear God, Nooooooooooooooooo!
Hey, they told me to do what I like with the inheritance f ...[text shortened]... upid!
Well, they're dead.
Where can I get one of those?
Who do you think did it?
G